Help me solve the mystery of the fry’s chocolate cream

[UnitedRoad]

I’ve just had a parcel sent via the Royal Mail 48 hour service. It has a return address on the label which is a newsagent in Glasgow.

It’s 5 packs of three different flavours of Fry’s Chocolate Cream bars. They’re not something I’d ever choose, I don’t know anyone in Glasgow, and I haven’t entered any competitions or anything.

I’m confused, and a tiny bit pissed off that it’s not maltesers

This is the sort of thing my mother would do.

Fry’s people, if you’re reading, please bring back the Five Centres bar. Please.

@Dougalthesyrianhamster ah that's so kind of you thank you. But the way our post is going at the moment it'll be 2022 before they'd arrive.

@UnitedRoad

Nothing says happy birthday like your mum forgetting the month you were born while reminding you that you’re fat

Do we have the same mum? Are you my long lost sister?
Happy birthday for next month and I'm glad you solved the mystery of the chocolate.

You say you haven't entered any competitiona but could you have forgetten?
Maybe filled something in a magazine or entered a draw by email perhaps some time ago then forgotten all.about it. Competions sometime take ages to close and prizes can come many months later.

Sorry I have just seen you solved the mystery. Also sorry that your mum isn't more genouous and doesn't know you very well. It's not a birthday present I would send to my daughter if you didn't like dark chocolate.