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Post an assumption you have about the above user?

620 replies

MrReece · 14/05/2020 21:17

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TheDogsMother · 15/05/2020 16:44

@Anthilda is an older, female entomologist with a particular interest in the family Formicida

Usernamealreadyexists · 15/05/2020 16:55

@TheDogsMother - matriarchal bitch (pun intended in nicest way).

AngeloMysterioso · 15/05/2020 16:58

@Usernamealreadyexists doesn’t have time to fuck around

BraveGoldie · 15/05/2020 17:09

@AngeloMysterioso swans around in dark cloak, false moist ache, eating Italian ice cream Smile

HailHydra · 15/05/2020 17:11

@BraveGoldie

Likes labradors

BraveGoldie · 15/05/2020 17:12

Moustache

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 15/05/2020 17:31

bravegoldie frequently ch
annels Private Benjamin

titsbumfannythelot · 15/05/2020 17:42

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff is a pearly queen

Single2catsand1daughter · 15/05/2020 17:48

farts lots and eats crisp sandwiches 😄

Camomila · 15/05/2020 17:50

@titsbumfannythelot is either a gyneacologist or has toddlers that like to shout out rude words.

emojisarentwords · 15/05/2020 17:52

@Camomila married into the royal family, in disguise on mumsnet. Or refuses sleeping pills prefers herbal teas instead

MorrisZapp · 15/05/2020 17:53

Titsbumfanny was born in Scotland ca 1972

tinytemper66 · 15/05/2020 17:56

MorrisZapp wants to go somewhere else and is very clever.

MrsSchadenfreude · 15/05/2020 17:56

MorrisZapp is an avid reader and wears glasses with thick black frames and wears predominantly black clothes. Morris is thin, with floppy hair, good looking and around 40.

Camomila · 15/05/2020 17:56

I like herbal teas, but have no trouble sleeping Smile

titsbumfannythelot · 15/05/2020 17:57

@Camomila I'm not a gynaecologist but I have encountered a lot of fannies

Kalim8 · 15/05/2020 18:05

MrsSchadenfreude is a book lover, possibly an actual author. She has a cosy, bustling house, the perfect place to be on a rainy day. She likes polkadots.

MrsSchadenfreude · 15/05/2020 18:10

@kalim8 - that’s actually quite freaky! HmmConfused

Kalim8 · 15/05/2020 18:17

@mrsschadenfreude pure coincidence I can assure you! I wanted to mention large umbrellas too, then realised that was due to the legal and general ad in the corner of my eye!

Dowser · 15/05/2020 18:19

Breathmiller
Had me chuckling
Yess why didn’t we use metal coat hangers instead of buying expensive L rods
Shame on us, we’ve never looked for underground water 😂

Anthilda · 15/05/2020 20:05

@Dowser carefully follows the moon phases and planetary activity. Reads rune stones and makes her own herbal medicine

ItsSpittingEverybodyIn · 15/05/2020 20:28

Has an Aunt called Hilda

Kpo58 · 15/05/2020 20:33

Doesn't like the rain/isn't outdoorsy.

Pelleas · 15/05/2020 20:33

Has really bad luck with barbecues!

Pelleas · 15/05/2020 20:38

Kpo58 Likes the South Korean pop and fashion scene but doesn't want to make it too obvious.