Post an assumption you have about the above user?

[MrReece]

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@pelleas has neighbours round for a chat regularly but knows how to shoot them out of the door quickly. Loves cooking & entertaining. Smokes on the sly & hides it well. Also likes bondage

You have some bits right the less cool bits

Chocolate50 seems like just a regular person ... but given a bar of DairyMilk and a handy (though obsolete) phone box transforms into SUPERCHOCOLATE!

Likes round tables?

Enjoys opera!

@megatron is really a robot

megatron if she has young kids she plays elaborate games with their toys once they’ve gone to bed if not babysits other people’s kids for the express purpose of toy hogging. Also buys the best birthday presents

@hopperstranger watches boxsets whilst drinking wine and eating olives and brie

Almost @MorrisZapp

@NurseJaques eats a croque Madame for breakfast every day

@NurseJaques hates people and dreams of being a crazy cat lady

@JoshLymanIsHotterThanSam broke lockdown rules and had a massive party

@idroppedthescrewinthetuna thinks she needs more nutrients in her food.

@softjellycell Can be eliminated by singing Happy Birthday while washing your hands

@indemMund - you assume I'm tainted? Well it's one sort of love I suppose.....

indemMUND
Likes to shove whole chocolate cakes in her gob with glee

breathmiller provides parking diagrams.

For a price...

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff sets fire to poo on peoples doorsteps

Ideoppedthescrewinthetuna is a clumsy, non-vegan!

Equimum presents a calm, unflappably exterior and all her friends secretly hate her because she's just so organised and chilled. Every Sunday night Equimum lies in the bath and sobs into the loofah because she just cannot go on anymore. But she does.

HMSSophie has a very impressive bosom like the prow of a ship.

Is a witch

Who likes crockery

@oldEvilOwl
is a grey haired twit-who worships the devil

Breathmiller is obviously an emotional vampire who specialises in milling the energy to sell on to the vampire community like just eat but for vampires

Ginkypig

Is known for her cuddles and her mashed potato and has feet that were superimposed onto a model in Vogue.