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Anti Dementors, Assemble!

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Mascotte · 11/05/2020 17:46

I think I finished the last thread by accident...

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trappedsincesundaymorn · 13/05/2020 09:30

Morning all.

Anti Dementors, Assemble!
RunningNinja79 · 13/05/2020 09:30

Morning murderers sensible people in the internet.

Sorry to hear about your bad morning Domina

Well I had one reply (no likes) on my shared post about children being sprayed with disinfectant. That was by someone who is really good with kids and is a very hands on mum. Constantly baking, doing art things etc with her DCs. She thinks June is too early, but she wasn't dementorish about it.

Im not liking the slow life really, its making me feel lazy even though I'm still running 4 times a week. I like getting in from work and then rushing around again. I like dragging myself out of bed as soon as I wake up rather than lying there for an extra half an hour or whatever.

Not been to Whitby for years, the last time we were there we had really expensive fish and chips so have not been back. We dont live as near anymore anyway so its a bit of a trek when we have other seaside towns to go to now. I did see the post from the MP on facebook yesterday shared by a local incidents page before any threads on here and it was rather off. I did see some of the comments saying things like tough and you can't stop us etc. So there are some normal people out there. I'm only avoiding places now just because they will be too busy and I'd avoid them anyway.

Right best get back to work.

DominaShantotto · 13/05/2020 09:30

Yeah Outward - I have two speeds of life - fast, busy and loving it... and asleep. I LIKE IT THAT WAY!

heroku · 13/05/2020 09:31

One of the good things to hopefully come of this will be that with so many people ‘staying the fuck at home’ indefinitely, the queues in bars will be smaller!

Haha let's hope so. I will be there with a large glass! I could murder a night in a wine bar right now GrinWine

trappedsincesundaymorn · 13/05/2020 09:32

pressed to soon. Jackson the Binatong says hello and he is doing his best as my patrouns but failed miserably yesterday.

PineappleDanish · 13/05/2020 09:34

On a more positive note, I am off to Asda in a bit to return a pair of jeans I bought for DD and are too small, and to buy ingredients for a birthday cake tomorrow. White chocolate and raspberry.

How many grannies will I be murdering on my way round the supermarket?

Mascotte · 13/05/2020 09:35

@RunningNinja79 I got passive aggressive comments including from a teacher about how this was just the beginning, long way to go, and how she and her cronies were enjoying this time with their DCs because THEY appreciate life...

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mightbealittlebitmad · 13/05/2020 09:35

I've been lurking for ages finding a place of sanity amongst the hystericals. I fear I've become an anti dementor dementor in that I can't see any form of life resuming and we will be stuck in this half life forever. It all seems to be doom and gloom, people shouting about others getting too close, spying on neighbours, everyone is going to die and kids will never go back to school.

I don't understand anyone who says they won't see close friends and family indefinitely or even for the rest of the year/another year. My parents and my in-laws are missing the kids so much and because they live a fair drive away we can't even see them from a distance. There is no way they won't give them a hug until a hypothetical vaccine and no way they will not see them for that long too. It's not fair to keep us all apart from our friends and family for an indefinite period of time.

If there is no vaccine what are people going to do? I was hoping the majority would just accept the risk and we go back to living but seeing the amount of people asking for a longer and stricter lockdown I'm not so sure they will.

I just can't see an end in sight, my mood is plummeting by the day making me not a very nice person to be around. The 4 year old should be at school, the 2 year old having a weekly day at nursery, interacting with other children, learning new skills and living a happy life. Instead they are stuck with each other and us for company. I'm really lucky that they have such a close relationship so they are loving spending all their time together but they still need time apart with children their own age.

I was considering taking a break and going to stay with my mum (even though it's not allowed) but it's a 2 and a half hour drive away and she was recently stopped at one of the points I would have to drive through. She had a legitimate reason, what would mine be? My marriage is on the line? Not exactly true but I know my husband is struggling with me being so low all the time, maybe a break from me will do him some good too. My mum is worried her neighbours will report her when they see us at hers so doesn't want me to go really. None of us are worried about the virus, they are in their 50s, fairly healthy and I had symptoms weeks ago so maybe I've already had the virus and am unlikely to give it to them or catch it again.

I hate what we have become as a society, neighbours spying on and reporting their neighbours, people being stopped on their journeys and asked where they are going and why.

I've said all along I would rather die than live like this which makes my husband cross. I'm too chicken to do anything but it's still true.

Rant over!

Mascotte · 13/05/2020 09:36

I want to go to a packed out gig and get drunk and dance like a mad old woman fiend the front

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Mascotte · 13/05/2020 09:36

Down! Not fiend 😂

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Smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 13/05/2020 09:38

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Willitneverend · 13/05/2020 09:40

@mascotte you will be a fiend after murdering many by wanting your kids to get an education.

I hope we get a bit more clarity from NS today but I'm not encouraged by the cybernat mood music (although they'll do an abrupt u turn whenever required). Still, there are some encouraging rumblings on recycling centres and public toilets.

Drivingdownthe101 · 13/05/2020 09:41

Still, there are some encouraging rumblings on recycling centres and public toilets

That’s what life has come to, being excited about recycling centres and public toilets Grin

Mascotte · 13/05/2020 09:42

Ooh.. I could get a long string of pearls and a cigarette holder and open one...

I'll call it the Key Worker and people can enter through a secret door

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Drivingdownthe101 · 13/05/2020 09:43

Ooh... a mixture of schools dementoring and reverse British exceptionalist dementoring...

Most European children are much more compliant and well behaved

GoldenOmber · 13/05/2020 09:45

I found my old life a lot less fast and busy than this. Trying to work f/t alongside 'home educating' (or whatever the fuck we're supposed to call it now, apparently it's not home schooling but it's also a perfectly adequate substitute for schools and qualified teachers?) and looking after a toddler.

Pleased for anyone who's enjoying this - honestly I am! - but if the people posting memes about how great it is and let's all keep on like the could be a bit less clankingly oblivious to other people's lives it would be nice.

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 13/05/2020 09:47

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Wherearemyminions · 13/05/2020 09:48

I am going out today to collect something I bought on EBay, feeling quite rebellious! Drive there, pick up (it will be outside) drive home. Oh and it's bin day ( I don't leave my bin for 3 days and then hose it with bleach, it just comes back on the drive without fanfare) All the giddiness packed into one day, it's as if I don't care how many Grannies I am murdering because I want a new bit of furniture.

trappedsincesundaymorn · 13/05/2020 09:48

Me too Mascotte. We were meant to be going to a tribute festival next Saturday, which has been postponed until September but even then we're not sure it will be going ahead. I miss going to gigs.

Cattermole · 13/05/2020 09:48

Well, it's quarter to ten, and I haven't seen any posts about the massive queues in the car parks in Whitby/Weston Super Mare/Brid/Newquay.
Maybe all the covidiots who are going to be flocking to the beaches today spreading the fucking plague are late risers?

PineappleDanish · 13/05/2020 09:48

At the beginning of the pandemic I stumbled across this website which shows webcam footage from cities across Europe.

www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana.html

It was weird looking at the Puerta Del Sol in Madrid which on usual days is like Piccadilly Circus, completely deserted. But now it's getting busier again and it's so lovely to see people out and about walking, kids scooting. cyclists.

Rome still very quiet, but there appears to be a market on the Campo di Fiori this morning.

TheGreatWave · 13/05/2020 09:48

pink sending positive vibes.

Well, I for one am beyond excited that the government has said that my work can start resuming. I know senior management will have a lot to work through first but it feels good to know we can start moving forward.

My actual job role is a little more uncertain (under current guidelines), but they will find stuff for me to do.

PineappleDanish · 13/05/2020 09:48

whoops www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/italia/lazio/roma/campo-de-fiori.html

that's the rome link.

SudokuBook · 13/05/2020 09:50

But there are resources online! Off you pop and teach your 17 year old his Advanced Higher Biology when you didn't even do the standard grade back in the day. You have no excuse, it's just laziness and your fault if they tank their exams.

Absolutely, time for me to crack on with Teaching Nat 5 physics and chemistry despite (a) having left school 30 years ago and (b) having done neither of those subjects! Anything else is remiss, lazy and actually enabling people to be murdered

SummerHouse · 13/05/2020 09:51

@mightbealittlebitmad Flowers

It's really not going to go on like this.

You have two children who love each others company. That is a blessing indeed. Mine were like that at 2 and 4 and they still are at 8 and 10. I can hear them hatching plans right now. 😱

I also remember that 2 and 4 was a tough and relentless time. To be honest harder then than it is now under lockdown with an 8 and 10 yr old.

Stay strong sister. You are doing amazing just getting through each day. In years to come this will all be a distant memory but I bet your two will still have that lovely bond.