Can't say it to your neighbours during lockdown? Say it here.

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To my next door but one neighbour who has been using his jet washer all day for the last 3 days:

Whatever it is you're jet washing, I'M FAIRLY SURE ITS CLEAN NOW

Ah that's better.

I know I know, live and let live etc, just wanted somewhere to say it.

Stop your daughter visiting multiple times a week - we are on lockdown FFS!

Yesterdayforgotten

As you say lockdown getting to everyone... if you read the start of my post you'll see normally I don't mind one bit but right now with a headache like this its bothering me... and obviously the suggestion of gagging them / putting them in the cellar was entirely light hearted.

One side - please buy some headphones and use them, I dont want to listen to your shit music in my garden. The other side: why the jeff did you just bash something into the fence like that when you know it cost me a fortune only a few months ago. Behind: you have clearly built a bed in a shed with mahoosive velux windows that point into my garden.
I normally WFH and it is really quiet - I am really struggling with everyone else having a bank hol everyday while I'm working.

That is all.

I think my neighbours are on Mumsnet.
Today is a glorious day and I still have washing on the line, not a BBQ in sight.

Dear next door, you're lovely. I mean, you could tickle the baby a bit more so he laughs, but apart from that...

I normally WFH and it is really quiet - I am really struggling with everyone else having a bank hol everyday while I'm working.

Totally this.

Also: you may think your little darlings have had coronavirus a couple of weeks back therefore it's ok to chuck them out in the street to play all day because you think they have immunity, but actually they didn't get tested so you don't actually know that, do you?! Plus their screeching does my head in when I'm trying to work.

Stop showing off with your stupid violin. You stand in the town square every evening, trying to make your awful squawking a "thing". Are you trying to be famous? You should stay at home, except for emergencies, you total fucktank.

Your garden is beautiful!

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.....

Why do you have to shout everything all of the time? I don’t care about the most recent daily mail headlines....perhaps engage with your children a bit more and they wouldn’t be screaming constantly. Also there surely can’t be that much to do in the garden??? Perhaps go inside and pick up some wife work eh???

The two houses to the right are building sites, the house two doors to the left is also a building site, the two houses in front and the one behind have the landscape gardeners in every week on different days and the fekker next door is addicted to his jet washer.

I meanwhile am trying to wfh while losing my mind ...

Starrysimon-if you’ve not done so already, report to police and social services. Your neighbours are outrageous, neglectful ad putting lives in danger.

Everyone who’s reporting breaches here, report them to the police. Every police service has an online reporting system.

listsandbudgets I saw your whole post and thought you could just have a different bedroom and leave your neighbours to play as 5 dc sounds like a handful!

To my Neigbour who I rarely see and seem to be shut in's the bloody seagulls have started a nest on your roof again, get rid quick before they put eggs in it. Or we'll have another summer of using an umberella to leave the house and washing the cars and windows as they seem to eat a lot of mexican food and straif the house. That and dam tap dancing seagulls in hobnail boots at silly o clock on my roof above my bed makes me crazy.

Just because I told you you can't sit on my wall doesn't mean that you can come round and insult my child. Fuck off you fat cow. I just didn't want the wall to fall down on you it's really old. Next time I hope it crumbles under your stupid arse.

Whatever voices you are hearing, they are not coming from this flat. Telling me you are hearing voices and cannot sleep makes me think you are having a mental health crisis. You have frightened me.

Look, that car is never going to work again. It's been sat there for so long in the elements with the front pulled half to bits it's more rust than car. Even I know front brake discs are not meant to be that colour.
Every now and again we hear you using power tools and turning the engine over and over. It sounds sicker than a dying duck.
Also declaring it SORN means YOU HAVE TO MOVE IT OFF THE ROAD!

Why do you have to park your 4 x 4’s outside other people’s houses, just so you don’t have to cross the road, when you don’t have a parking space outside your own house?

When you do this, your neighbours then have a view of your 4 x 4 until such time as you move it, and all light is blocked into their living rooms. There is a reason your neighbours try to squeeze their cars together so you can’t get your massive tanks into the parking spaces outside their homes, you selfish, entitled pair of twats.

Your daughter is in the shielded group. Having all your mates sat on your doorstep is NOT keeping her safe and I should be able to get out of my own front door without squeezing past people!

No.
You can't 'just put a few things in' the skip I've just paid £135 for.
Sorry.

I see you don’t believe in social distancing or isolation. Hmmm

@Zhuleva perhaps you could hit a saucepan with a spoon every time, yelling hurrah...

Your Mum should be in the shielded group given that she's on portable oxygen. You shouldn't therefore invite all and sundry into your house, or to sit in your front garden; you shouldn't be sending your child round to other houses to play; and for goodness sake when you want your child to come home, find a better way than screaming their name at the top of your voice!

Please ask your carers to stop disposing of their PPE in my bin!!!

Oh my giddy aunt I think I'm living next door to all of your neighbours. 🤣

Use your back garden, not your front garden.