Can't say it to your neighbours during lockdown? Say it here.

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To my next door but one neighbour who has been using his jet washer all day for the last 3 days:

Whatever it is you're jet washing, I'M FAIRLY SURE ITS CLEAN NOW

Ah that's better.

I know I know, live and let live etc, just wanted somewhere to say it.

Just because your back garden is a shit tip, it doesn't make it ok to sit on your driveway on sunloungers instead and hang your washing over your car and have bbq's. It's so intrusive and you're so bloody loud, you are regularly making my blood boil at the moment.

Can you not tell by the fact no one else does this, that it's not ok?

Also stop having your mum round daily and having your friends round, we're in lockdown! Your boyfriend is horrible and the way he speaks to you is disgusting.

I feel sorry for your children.

If you see this, you will know I'm talking about you because literally NO ONE else uses their driveways like this.

That's better!!

Whoah lola how close is their bbq to your washing? We often bbq but are nowhere near anybody fortunately. I dont think anything wrong about treating it as a holiday though a long as not breaking the rules... are the supposed to.sit in miserable ?

Brand new neighbour, stop speaking so very loudly on your patio to one other person; your glottal stops grate.

You’re not on the apprentice, so why are you bellowing into your phone on loud speaker? Also, stop whistling. And smoking.

To our neighbours that have just moved in DURING lockdown - why do you keep having friends and family over?? Last week you had someone over and sat in the garden for a bit. all I could hear 'oh yeah I'm going to see X after I've been to yours and then make my way to Y's house' and 'what are you all doing for tea tonight? We've just ordered a chinese'. Completely ignorant. To our other neighbours who had their 2 elderly people over at around 8/9am who I assumed were your parents, shame on you.

Neighbour in adjoining house please stop shouting 'Hello Mr Gardener,' over my garden to my neighbour on the other side and proceeding to have a chat. I'm trying to enjoy the sunshine in my own garden, not be a conversation piggy in the middle.

Take down your fucking ‘honk for the NHS’ sign that takes up a whole window it’s so big. Your neighbours working in the NHS don’t appreciate every other car blasting it’s horn when they’re trying to sleep.

If any of you see a sign like this, don’t beep!!

Dearest neighbours - yes we do judge you for taking your car out several times a day and for going out for the day with your entire family on Easter Sunday. Over the road here I am trying to explain to my DC why they cannot see their friends and boyfriends so please take this situation seriously and set a proper example.

Please stop letting your friends visit, unless you really don't care about your life.

@MajesticWhine I wish you were my neighbour as the one across
the road's boyfriend is parked outside my other neighbours house and staying with them half way through lock down! They have key workers so it is even more of a pee take.

Thanks for leaving us a box of eggs and some Easter chocolate for my little boy and thanks for coming to say hello to him every time he comes to your wall- he thinks the world of you and gets so excited if he sees you in your garden.

This thread is hilarious

Your eldest has been an annoying little shit since he was 4 and physically capable of hurling shoes, toys, fucking glass bottles and everything else over the fence into my garden and smashing on the patio. He is the reason why I let the Rambling Rose go mental, no other reason.

And I'm sure that spending hundreds of pounds on a glorified smoothie maker was satisfying, but for fuck's sake, if I hear that bastarding thing once more, whether it's the first one of the day at 5am or the last one at night at 11.30pm, I am very tempted to give you a vitamix-shaped arsehole.

Oh, and your taste in music and 'sound system' are both fucking shit.

This thread is hilarious
Not necessarily if you're living it

I couldn’t see you or hear you before . I still can’t . Carry on !

I’m sorry for all of you with shit neighbours. It’s not remotely funny when you’re living it .

Thank god I moved in our new house the week before lock down. I'm so grateful I'm not contributing to this thread anymore.

Keep strong everyone 🌈

Please pick up your dog’s shit from outside my house.

Just shut the fuck up you ignorant piece of filth. You and your family are scum. Nobody wants to hear your fucking loud music every day. Nobody wants to hear your badly behaved noisy foul mouthed brat making a racket all day every day.

Teach your ducking dog not to fucking bark EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO INTO MY OWN FUCKING GARDEN.
PLEASE.

Turn ithe fuck it down
( or words to that effect)

Was just about to start playing what’s the frequency Kenneth ..when all went quiet.
She’s a nice neighbour..so wouldn’t dream of saying anything

I’m in a different time zone and am about to start blaring the theme song from “Bob the Builder” to see if the guy behind us will get the hint and STFU and stop flouting building laws. He’s claiming he’s doing a service because he’s keeping people employed. Should hear the way he speaks to them!!!

I am so glad we aren't the only ones with nightmare neighbors!

Here is my rant :

Stop getting your drug supplier to come round blazing their car horn at all hours for you to run out and do the deal.

Stop having your new man over every day, who is dropped off by a different car full of lads each time. 'Oh but he can't stay over he's on tag...'

Stop your horrid little boys (aged 5 & 4) from playing on the road, throwing things, not limited to but including a metal saw and a glass bottle, over into our garden. Calling my children f#king* bas#rds because they don't want to play. And stop them climbing over into our garden to steal toys when the kids are in the house.

Stop having all your mates round and stinking the whole street out of weed every weekend.

Phew, I feel better now 😂

Please , for the love of god tell your daughter to stop shouting at me over the fence . If I hear ‘Oi lady what you doing?’ one more time , I will personally come round and set fire to your hideous , facial tick inducing wind chimes.

You had to do one better than the neighbours with your ginormous see it from space NHS rainbow poster in your front window didnt you.

(my daughters little poster and my rainbow crochet hearts are far superior

And before anyone moans my neighbour is a big headed, look at me, I'm better than you women, done everything and everything and go one better than you type of person.