Can't say it to your neighbours during lockdown? Say it here.

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To my next door but one neighbour who has been using his jet washer all day for the last 3 days:

Whatever it is you're jet washing, I'M FAIRLY SURE ITS CLEAN NOW

Ah that's better.

I know I know, live and let live etc, just wanted somewhere to say it.

Stop doing lots of unnecessary trips out ("I popped out to get some garden bits") and then asking me why I'm not clapping!

Shut your kitchen door when you blast your music, thank you.

Mine is building a patio, has been for weeks, today there is ENDLESS bang bang bang bang.
I’ve just turned up my music a notch 🤨

If you must listen to Whitney Houston all afternoon, please consider using headphones.

Stop feeding my cat and keeping him in your house in the evenings.

Stop having your friends over, for the love of god.

Keeping 2 metres apart in your back garden doesn't fucking count as social distancing.

Three times in the last week you've had people round. You're constantly out on your bikes for hours and hours at a time. Exercise time is limited to an hour.

Are you even watching the bloody news!?!

Stop whinging about the neighbours the other side of me making noise when you and your bloody daughter blast loud obnoxious music all bloody day and night

You talk far too loud, you are stood next to each other you don't need to shout!

Why did you invite your boyfriend to stay on Thursday?

Why did you go out on Friday night? (They slam their front door so loud I know when they're leaving and coming back.)

You've just gone out for the second time today. You were home for 5 minutes (literally) and now you've gone out again.

You're a cheeky fecking clown.

Why the feck are your children out playing in the street! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 we are in lockdown, take them out a walk on their scooters and supervise them, don’t just throw them outside! You selfish twat!

Since when was exercise time limited to an hour?!

Stop being an unbearable busybody who feels it is your job to police the road constantly, but particularly since lockdown stop making a big show of ensuring all your neighbours are clapping the NHS and then have your bloody gardener round 3 times a week to burn garden rubbish. You're not abiding by the social distancing guidelines and your constant unnecessary bonfires are annoying the shit out of me.
Virtue signal by making a big show of clapping the NHS but ignore their request to stay indoors and socially distance? Yeah you're a dick, Rhonda

Why have you all suddenly got visitors you morons? Come on. I know you’re not vulnerable.

I know you're enjoying your new outdoor wood burner, but please stop burning plastic when you run out of wood!

Stop your fucking son have his friends outside your wall, by my hedge, drinking, smoking, kicking a football, music blaring from phone as they stand “2 meters apart” . I can’t relax outside in my garden as I’m shitting myself their ball will come over & his mum has been in hospital with CV 19

Virtue signal by making a big show of clapping the NHS but ignore their request to stay indoors and socially distance? Yeah you're a dick, Rhonda

This x 1000.

I'm tempted to stand at my front door on Thursday and lob pans at the hypocritical fuckers when they're standing there clapping like idiots.

You've been home for ten minutes Julia, you don't need to go out again.

Exercise is not limited to an hour!

You're not a famous Ibiza DJ, you're an overweight drunk gammon with shit taste in music. Turn the fucking flashing lights off and if you must have your decks and speakers out can you please close your fucking patio doors.

Oh dear this makes jet washer man seem fairly trivial. Sorry some of you have such shit neighbours
We seem to have a lot of 'clap shaming' on our local FB group, people don't seem to realise that its optional.

My DC are entitled to play in our garden without your young adult son telling them to shut up! They were not screaming or arguing, if they start to do so I bring them inside Your dog makes as much noise as they do & we don't tell her to shut up!

We've been very lucky with loud music, that would really do my head in, so inconsiderate.

Neighbours who told us on Good Friday that ‘that’s it now, we don’t need to go to the shops again until Tuesday’

For the love of god turn your tumble dryer off...just one hour, that's all I'm asking...just one hour without the rumble and vibrations.

Stop drinking so much. You can’t handle it and get aggressive and I’m sick of hearing you trying to goad your boyfriend into an argument/fight. You’re in your 30s and my teenage daughter acts more mature than you, grow up for fucks sake.

I wanted to say WTF don’t you get? WHY are you walking to the supermarket every few days. You have a CAR. Do 1 big fucking shop a week like everyone else FFS.