Light hearted where would you loot ?

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As title this is just for fun

If you did join in with looting where would you go?
I'm not meaning food but everyday stuff that people take for no gain .
I will start ( as expected) I will loot Waterstones as I love reading and reckon I will need something to pass the time, plus the medical books I need cost a fortune!

Hmmm. If shit hits dan and we are looking, this is a neighbourhood that would think nothing of hijacking the artics full of food going past. Get 'em on the 90 degree bend.

Sainsburies in Elephant and castle was looted last night by a gang after alcohol

Well there's a toilet paper factory in my town so if I run out I might have to loot there

Anywhere that sells fucking loo roll. On my last one and it is nowhere to be found in my area.
I think after a few weeks of ahem, quality time with my family, I'll be wanting to bust into a very quiet hotel for some solitude and a bathroom unadorned with toothpaste.

pssst
I 'ave some loo roll, under the counter loike.

Want some?
I'm in SW

An expensive local jewellers for my diamond rings & Cartier watches.
A slightly cheaper jewellers for their lovely semi precious stone set silver jewellery.
A local second hand book store...

In fact there are lots of small shops locally selling lovely things but to be honest I would feel horrible looting them compared to a national store like Waterstones or Goldsmiths.

Actually I fancy looting Office & Schuh as well. Although the nice girl in Office gave me NHS discount recently.
Maybe I'm not cut out for looting...

My DH thinks we need to loot/panic buy more single malt whiskies to add to his collection. He claims that after the fall of civilisation they can be traded, used as fuel for engines (think whiskey galore!) Used to clean wounds and if you do fall I'll, just drink enough that you don't care. Oh, and we should loot Victoria's Secret, ad he doesn't want me to run out of underwear, very thoughtful.

Fall ill, not fall I'll

John Lewis.

I'd bloody love to loot that shop I'd also need to nick one of their lorries

Ann Summers and a Duracell factory!