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What normal thing are you shit at?

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QueenOfOversharing · 04/03/2020 22:44

When my brother was learning to drive, he drove better in reverse - I have no idea why, or if it's a "thing", but he was utterly shit at driving forwards! 😂 obviously he can do it now.

I can't use a curling tong, or blow dry my hair using a brush & drier. I can't coordinate my hands to do it. In my mind, I feel like I'm going to look in the mirror & look like Farah Fawcett, but every time I look like Jimmy Saville.

What normal thing do you struggle to do?

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firstimemamma · 04/03/2020 22:49

Get anywhere new!

Terrible sense of direction.

marcopront · 04/03/2020 22:50

Getting to sleep. It's 1:30 am here.

QueenOfOversharing · 04/03/2020 22:51

@firstimemamma my DS has terrible sense of direction, which I cannot understand as mine is really good 😂

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kazza446 · 04/03/2020 22:52

Ironing and sewing. I’m crap at both!!

QueenOfOversharing · 04/03/2020 22:52

@marcopront Get. Off. Mumsnet!

I've had terrible migraine recently & 2 nights ago I didn't sleep at all. You have my sympathy!

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Ivebeentohellanditscalledikea · 04/03/2020 22:54

Doing a bra up behind my back. I've just never been able to do it.

QueenOfOversharing · 04/03/2020 22:54

@kazza446 I refuse to iron, I'm that crap. Sewing - I'm too impatient. Lol

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JWrecks · 04/03/2020 22:55

Left/right and east/west!

I can keep up with them in my own head perfectly well, but as soon as I have to say them aloud, or somebody says them aloud to me, I lose all knowledge of them for some reason.

Longdistance · 04/03/2020 22:55

Hoovering. I leave it to dh, it bores me anyway.

Also, going to sleep and staying asleep.

QueenOfOversharing · 04/03/2020 22:55

@Ivebeentohellanditscalledikea nor me!!! My arms don't bend like that. Do up in front & swivel - like a normal person 🤷🏼‍♀️

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CorianderLord · 04/03/2020 22:55

I'm also shockingly bad at hair!

Also gardening, I have a black thumb

Onemorefortheroad · 04/03/2020 22:55

French plaits. My hands/brain can't work it out!

Youngatheart00 · 04/03/2020 22:55

Using a corkscrew to open wine.

Curling tongs

(I obviously don’t do well with spirals of any sort 🙈)

heidipi · 04/03/2020 22:57

Cooking rice. Why can't I do it? I also can't tell if it's slightly under or slightly overdone. I annoy myself every.single.time.

OhAshley · 04/03/2020 22:58

I can't wrap presents neatly especially the corners which end up all bunched up.

Namechanger0800 · 04/03/2020 22:58

Using a can opener - utterly shit at it

FruityWidow · 04/03/2020 22:58

Following recipes. I'll read it through, pretend like I remembered it all and swap out a couple of ingredients because that's all I have in the cupboard. I never go back and look at the measurements and just go by eye. Then wonder why it doesn't really look or taste as appealing as the picture looks.

squeekums · 04/03/2020 22:58

sleeping before midnight
Driving, i dont at all
cooking, ive burnt water
hair styling and makeup, i end up looking like a clown

squeekums · 04/03/2020 23:00

Cooking rice. Why can't I do it? I also can't tell if it's slightly under or slightly overdone. I annoy myself every.single.time.

Microwave rice cooker, its the only way ive cooked good rice

butterflylove81 · 04/03/2020 23:02

Remembering names just can't do it

afrikat · 04/03/2020 23:03

Know how much pasta to cook. Over spec, every time.

minou123 · 04/03/2020 23:06

Left/right - I have to hold up my hands and work out which one has 'L' shape on it Blush

I cant cook. Dont know how to boil an egg.

Merename · 04/03/2020 23:08

Riding a back. It is not true you never forget. If I try to turn a corner I fall off Grin

Merename · 04/03/2020 23:08

A bike even!

Killerqueen2244 · 04/03/2020 23:09

@Namechanger0800 you’re not the only one! I always manage to warp the can! I’ve got a scar on my thumb from trying to open one of my half opened cans with a knife! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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