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What are you f*cking good at that you'd never say but are secretly proud of?

381 replies

Iwonder777 · 28/02/2020 20:09

For me, it's putting people at ease.

I've not got the best self esteem but by goodness I'm authentic.

What are you good at - even if you'd never let on!

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ThatsWotSheSaid · 29/02/2020 08:24

Pretending I have a clue what I’m doing when I definitely don’t. Fake it till you make it.

ndo4000 · 29/02/2020 08:27

Logistics. I fit more into my day than anyone I know! When I went on maternity leave, my cover phoned me and asked how much work I took home. She couldn't believe it was none and I got it all done during the day!

Sidge · 29/02/2020 08:38

Giving injections. I mean, it’s part of my job but apparently I am the best injector. I always hear “is that it?” or “I didn’t feel a thing!”

I’m also a parking ninja.

Apparently I’m amazing in bed too. Sex I mean, not just sleeping. And kissing. Yet I’m single lol. Not so good at relationships then...

Yahboosnubsme · 29/02/2020 08:39

I have an almost photographic memory for numbers, which comes in very handy for my job (accountant).

I am also good at listening and putting people at ease; within about half an hour of meeting anyone, I know their life story in intimate detail.

Keeping my cards very close to my chest, I don't share my personal information on the same way as strangers; I bumped into a Facebook friend the other day, and from our conversation, I could tell he didn't know I am married (I don't wear any rings) or have children!

Yahboosnubsme · 29/02/2020 08:41

I'm also good at driving and decision making, not necessarily together lol

wanderings · 29/02/2020 08:46

Explaining maths to GCSE and A-level pupils. I just wish I was better at persuading them to practise by themselves!

ThePolishWombat · 29/02/2020 08:47

Been discussing this thread with DH and he says I have an epic bullshit radar.
In the words of ITV’s Judge Rinder: “I can smell a lie like a fart in a lift” Grin

longtimemarried · 29/02/2020 08:51

Public speaking

BikeRunSki · 29/02/2020 08:52

Axe throwing
Making a meal out of “nothing”

More seriously, I have been heavily involved in the incident response to the flooding in Yorkshire that has been ongoing since November, and have discovered a talent for liaison between several agencies.

hopefulhalf · 29/02/2020 08:54

Shopping, time managment (I just know to within a couple of minutes how long things will take, I am never late and have a frightening accurate internal clock) part of this is I can wake on time at will without an alarm clock and have always done so. DM is the same.

AwdBovril · 29/02/2020 08:54

I'm great at packing. For holiday, food into a freezer, anything really. It's like RL 3D tetris. We've just moved house so it was actually enormously useful.

DH's special talent is choosing the menu item that has run out. He always has to give me a 1st, 2nd & 3rd choice if I go to order food in a pub.

ChampagneCommunist · 29/02/2020 08:55

Another singer here. We could form an ace girl band!

kemosabeimalone · 29/02/2020 08:56

I seem to have a magic touch for fishing - the fishes just leap on my line like in the old Greg episode of Mighty Boosh! Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/02/2020 08:56

Currently in awe at the fitted sheet folder.

Me, too Foaming

What a Superpower!

AwdBovril · 29/02/2020 08:57

Oh, hopefulhalf reminded me. I can also do the clock thing. I wake at exactly the same time every day unless I'm ill, & can estimate the time to within 15 minutes even if I've not looked at the clock all day. My mother is also the same. Maybe it's genetic?

MsTSwift · 29/02/2020 08:59

I have read too many books so in any pub quiz situation I am awesome in the book round. I am also good at matching people with books they’d enjoy.

I also sometimes have a sixth sense and know certain things. I keep this quiet though once put on my friends WhatsApp group that I was going to win a particular prize in a raffle and when I did they thought I was a witch!

hopefulhalf · 29/02/2020 09:01

Oh yes the whitch thing. I can tell which couples will struggle to concieve, which marriages will last and which team members to keep an eye on. Women's intuition ?

KavvLar · 29/02/2020 09:08

Balancing items on my head and walking. I have done it with a full mug of tea before. I have either fabulous poise and posture or a suspiciously flat head - I can also stand on my head.

Professionally herding cats. I can keep a group on task, hold their attention and get them to achieve a goal whilst reacting to anything that's thrown at me.

MaMisled · 29/02/2020 09:19

Im a brillian lier. Im so convincing, its scary. Also, motivating colleagues, making them feel good about their work. And lasagne. I make a wonderful lasagne.

Iminaglasscaseofemotion · 29/02/2020 09:28

I'm a great liar too MaMisled. It comes in very handy sometimes, although I'm actually a very truthful person. I only lie if I absolutely have to.

witherwings · 29/02/2020 11:47

I am good at spelling and loading the dishwasher. Not very exciting but useful.

witherwings · 29/02/2020 11:48

Also pretty good at flatpack. Proud of this as my husband is rubbish

Shannith · 29/02/2020 11:51

@Parkmama I had some good mentors early in my career but also some excellent examples of how not to do it!

I was selected for a leadership program and I learned and applied a lot from that. Specifically the difference between managing and leading.

It helps that I was passionate about my job and this was infectious.

The biggest difference that I could see between me and the other directors was that I made sure that everyone in my team knew everything I knew - about how I ran the business, why and how decisions were made and how every single department were part of the same effort to get to the same goal.

Everyone knew what good or bad looked like and I ran a meritocracy where people who were good at their jobs got rewarded and those who were not did not get away with it.

I hired/promoted the very best people to head up my departments and invested a huge amount of time and effort making sure we were a rock solid team with the same values and vision about how to run the business. It was tough, fair but most of all fun.

I never shied from difficult decisions and make sure every single person in the division was personally rewarded for the groups success as well as their own. Everyone had an achievable commission scheme not just the sales people.

I was a board director and reported directly into the CEO and I had a lot of autonomy.

I'm not blowing smoke up my arse (that much!) I have 35 LinkedIn recommendations that broadly say inspirational leader. I've also mentored lots of people from my organisation and outside of it. I was pretty well known in my industry - which was in a period of massive change so I made sure I knew a lot about what was going on in our competitors and shared a lot of information with them to move the industry forward.

I saw my job as yes, hitting the numbers, it mostly spotting, nurturing and promoting talent from every corner of the division.

I really gave a shit about the people who worked for me. I cared but could also make decisions based on business needs rather than people.

Didn't always get it right by any means but I was honest about it.

If you met me in real life you'd be surprised as I'm a classic introvert but in a work environment I'm extrovert, a risk taker, forward thinking yada yada.

They main thing is honest communication. I used to bag my head in frustration that somehow what was said/discussed in board meetings was some kind of ratified secret.

It's really not. Same shit, slightly older people. So I'd tell everyone what we talked about. No ivory towers bollocks.

It helped make a bunch of people who could and did easily act as silos all fighting with and blaming each other work as one most of the time.

I mean they still fought and blamed each other but got pretty short shrift from me and my management team.

My management team were fabulous. Best people I've ever worked with. It took me quite a few years to build the perfect (ish) team but it was so worth the effort.

I've done slightly smaller (in terms of people managed) jobs since and the same principles apply. Treat everyone like grown ups. Set high standards, have a single goal and a broadly agreed way of getting there and communicate everything. Good and bad. All the time, much more than you think you need to.

I managed over 100 people. I'd say 20% thought I was the best thing since sliced bread, 30% liked me, 40% didn't much care either way and 10% actively hated me.

The 10% that hated me did so with good reason. Because I mostly got rid of them.

So yeah, weird natural skill that I find easy because I enjoy it. And because I enjoy it I work hard at being good at it.

I was promoted to a very senior role aged 30 and for 2 years I was pretty crap at it and after that got progressively better at it.

I love responsibly. I'm motivated by the buck stopping with me. Does not scare me at all. In fact I couldn't do a job now where that wasn't the case.

I'm ENTJ in Myers Brigg if that means anything and off the scale red:leader type in all other psychometric tests.

So I made sure my management team was a mix of totally different types and was very very careful not to just hire/promote mini me's - rather the opposite - and took a pretty scientific approach to this.

Hope that helps.

If you are thinking/worrying about how effective you are then you are quite some way toward being good at it!

You'd be amazed (or perhaps not) at the number of director level people I've worked with who had zero self awareness, no desire to get better at their job or any interest at all in the people who worked for them.

One used to refer to his staff as "them, people like them, not people like US".

We didn't get on.

Teresajune · 29/02/2020 11:59

I can sense a bad or weird atmosphere in a room immediately. I don't always know why it's there, but I always know if there is one.

I am also really good at kayaking. And at talking other people's problems through with them and making them feel better.

janaus50s · 29/02/2020 12:12

I can’t miss out on this one ...
I always won Three Legged Race

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