Dear dear

[anothernamejeeves]

Just saw a Facebook post where someone had been discussing how their 'self of steam' has taken a battering over the past few months
How do you tell them?????
What are your fave misused sayings

Oh that is fab. Hee hee.

“My daughter is abcessed with dogs”

😁

My BF calls them... "Teal Lights".... Yep, even the 'white' ones

Ed Sheeran sings about Buttstrings in our house...

There was a thread yesterday where the OP said that something was "part of the course" rather than par for the course. Gave me a chuckle.

Someone replied to a work email of mine once with 'nice swan'. Eventually realised they meant nice one...

Just today I have seen on facebook a Chester draws and a West Island Terrier.

🤣 at nice swan 🦢

Lmao nice Swan 😂

I saw on FB this week someone wrote my due instead of mind you

Pmsl

An acquaintance was talking about her one son being so eager to learn and wished her other son would take a 'leap out of his book'

I saw someone selling 'Shit Sue' puppies...

I never ever pull anyone up or say anything about someone's spelling or grammar on the internet because only wankers do that but I'll admit to having a silent chuckle, when I saw in my local FB group someone talking about the 'colder sack' their friend lives in, instead of cul-de-sac

I remember a colleague who was very aggrieved at being made an ‘escape goat’ for a (their own) mistake.

I once saw that someone had been ‘put on a pedalstool’. You also see ‘off his/her own back’ a lot on here.

Shit Sue' puppies

My lovely friend likes to put pics if her dc in new 'altfits' even when I say. Ah that outfit is lovely so she'd get the hint she doesnt..

Rest bite instead of respite

Fed up of being an escaped goat.

Before he was an ex, exDP said “mute point” instead of moot. I politely corrected him but now I’m wishing I’d left him to one day make a tit of himself.

People being called a Pre Madonna is one I’ve seen a few times

For all intensive purposes.
Per say.

Could of been worse.

Yesterday on a Facebook post I saw someone had commented to discuss 'munch housing sindrome'.

@Panpastels rest bite drives me crackers too.