Dear dear

[anothernamejeeves]

Just saw a Facebook post where someone had been discussing how their 'self of steam' has taken a battering over the past few months
How do you tell them?????
What are your fave misused sayings

I saw a post describing Meghan as disding wished the other day.

@Spartak- that took me way too long to figure out what you was saying! It hurt my brain 😂😂

Escaped goat

Disding wished

OMG what's happening to education in this cuntry

Nice swan 😂🤣😂🤣

I’ve seen ‘sort after area’ a few times on Rightmove

Just today I have seen per say (that one is really common in this site) and sand-script (Sanskrit) I always remember someone on here referring to getting a house off the cancel (council). But I love that one because half my family pronounce it cancel.

I've seen several people told to get off their pedal stools.

I was mentoring a very 'young' student nurse. I asked her to write in the doctors jobs book, that X patients needed U&E's doing.
She wrote 'User Knees'

What is it with “restbite”? I’d never come across it before a month ago, and have now seen it 3 times in as many weeks on MN. I assumed the first time it was an in-joke i wasn’t getting, but now i’m just confused.

I work in an office assigning shift patterns to workers.

I sent one an e-mail titled "shits for WC 1/1/20" I didn't noticed until someone in my office started laughing at the group mailbox.

"I hate being taken for granite"

These are so cringe worthy.

I was came across someone claiming that compensation they had received was not "except a bowl"

Someone on my facebook saying she was about to complain to her mobile provider, she said they were going to 'feel my raft'

Me and DP still use that one now 🤣

I saw one, ‘there are lots of allegations going around about my son, and I know who the alligator is.’ Lol

Hang on, what's wrong with "off his own back"?
It's not a phrase I use but it's one I'm familiar with and I can't see what's wrong?

Oh is it supposed to be bat?!

With regards to "part of the course" rather than "par for the course"
Is that part of the course actually makes sense to a certain extent!

High rate gets me

As in. 'He was very high rate'

Makes it sound like they're talking about a gigolo

LOL at 'escaped goat' 🐐!!

Though what on earth is 'Disding wished' re Megan markle supposed to be??

Distinguished

Distinguished 😂

My pacific pep pea is

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My pecific pet peeve

Respite - some carers get a break when the people they are looking after get to be cared for by someone else for a while. Some of the people in my workplace often write on official documents that the kids have 'gone to rest bite' 🙄

😂 oh good lord... I would never have got distinguished from that!!

I've seen 'have to' written as 'after' a number of times since moving to an area where dropping your 'h' is prevalent, as in 'I'll after go to the shop later'.