Terms for being drunk...what are yours?

[TyneTeas]

My teen declared themself to be "absolutely wankered" before pouring themself into bed after actually not very many a few beers tonight

Pissed or smashed would have been the term when I was their age

What are yours

Shitfaced and blind.

'Pure steamin aye'

Pished and Steaming.

Pissed

Pissed, Hammered or my personal favourite 'absolutely spangled.'

Pissed, wankered, twatted. All of which I think I am right now.

Utterly gazeboed

Pissed.

My mother’s was rat arsed.

Just remembered 'wazzed' too

Trollied

You can add -ed to most words and folks’ll understand what you mean, ‘I was hoovered last night, I was completely Christmas tree-ed last night, I was tabled last night; etc.’

Half cut

For fairly, but not completely, drunk.

Wrecked, el trasho, totalled, wasted, blootered, bladdered, smashed

Shitfaced.
Lambrini'd
Bevvied up
Buckfasted
But a special mention to these variations of 'I'm not drunk honest' from teens I worked with years ago

Is that puke on the floor? Eurgh. When did that happen? Nah, I've only just walked in. Fuck off I'd remember doing that. Why is there wet on my clothes?

Oh fucks sake someone pissed on my jeans.

Pissed
Wrecked
Paralytic
Shit-faced
Rat-arsed

English is such a beautiful language.

So many that I had forgotten!

Leathered.

Or, if seriously pissed, 'banjaxed'.

Blootered.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUFrBvQ96A-KeU6NgpemQXA

Absolutely mullered!! And loving it

Arseholed
Trousered
Bollocksed
Twatted
Shit-faced
Hammered
Cunted
Wasted
Trolleyed
Shithoused
Munted

I'm sure I can think of more.....

Ratarsed
pissed as a fart
wrecked
pollatick
blaked

Plastered!

Bladdered
Squint eyed
Pissed as a fart

Ossified

Paralytic