Terms for being drunk...what are yours?

[TyneTeas]

My teen declared themself to be "absolutely wankered" before pouring themself into bed after actually not very many a few beers tonight

Pissed or smashed would have been the term when I was their age

What are yours

Loaded
Out of my tree
Smashed
Ham boned
Wrecked
Tanked
Mickey moused
Fucked - my personal favourite
Out for the count
Hammered
Snowed in

Bleasin'

I was scuttered drunk when I met this clown who was stocious - he was gee-eyed. He was pure balubas - no word of a lie.

3 sheets to the wind.

Slightly drunk - half cut/canned
Blood more alcohol than actual blood - fully cut/canned

Also use blotto, bleezin', shit faced, wankered.

For someone on drugs we use the term oot of their tree or off their face which some use for being drunk.

Haven't heard "being off your face" for years!

Being raised in the Highlands - miraculous (?), blootered, stoatin' 😂 also pished, mingin', steamin'

Oh fleein' as well

Not seen legless on here yet.

I usually say pissed. I then get confused when posters write pissed when they mean pissed off.

Yes, pissed for pissed off confused me too

Reading through these has really made me

My friend text me earlier and told me she got absolutely walloped last night - I think that's a good one.

Another Black Country wench here-Haven’t heard kaylied for years 😁

Ha ha @ gee-eyed !

Pie eyed