Terms for being drunk...what are yours?

[TyneTeas]

My teen declared themself to be "absolutely wankered" before pouring themself into bed after actually not very many a few beers tonight

Pissed or smashed would have been the term when I was their age

What are yours

Absolutely mortal was ours in our teens!

Wreckup is the preferred term in our house.

Bleezing (bleezin' in our dialect)

She was absolutely bleezin'

Mullar'd

Totalled
Ratarsed
Bladdered
Wrecked
Wankered
Sozzled
Three sheets to the wind
Arseholed
Fucked
Paralytic
Pissed as a fart

Pished, hammered, steamin', steamboats, out o' yer face, aff yer heid.

No prizes for guessing what part of the country I am from.

Wankered, pissed, trollied, shitted / shitfaced, fucked.

Blotto!

Plastered
Mortal
Tied one on
Palatic (not paralytic)
bladdered
Three sheets to the wind

Sherried when tipsy.
Pissed as a newt when, well, as pissed as a newt.

Locked
Rubber

Absolutely Deborah Meaden-ed.

Don't ask me why, someone said it at work once and we all fell about laughing and it stuck.

"I was absolutely Meadened last night"

Smashed
Wreaked
Wankered

Scunnered .Hammered.

Nissed as a pewt.
As opposed to jober as a sudge.

In my cups
Tipsy
Wasted
Sep Lattered
Mangled
Away

Buckled
Steamboats
Tattied

Within our friendship group, we 'get jennied'. Jenny is a woman we are friendly with who, without fail, goes overboard on the drink every.single.time.

So, if you're really going for it, you're getting jennied and if you're really gone, you're jennied!

(All in good humour of course!)

Totally bongo-ed

Trousered
Trolied
Wrecked

Cunted, twatted, shitfaced, pissed

Used to use lambasted but don't hear that one so much now

We always just add an ed to any word and you get the picture. More points for creativity. Trollied being favourite

Sozzled

Or, on Christmas Day, 'I think I'm a little bit drunk!'

'Mum! You're off you're face!' 😳

Nished - short for nished as a pewt