Terms for being drunk...what are yours?

[TyneTeas]

My teen declared themself to be "absolutely wankered" before pouring themself into bed after actually not very many a few beers tonight

Pissed or smashed would have been the term when I was their age

What are yours

'Your face' 😳

Pie eyed or Kayliyed... From my black country grandad!

Tired and emotional

Elephants, from elephant's trunk.

Pissed
Rat-arsed
Fucked up
Well drunk 😂

Blathered and plastered.

These are brilliant

Ratted or clattered here. Or a “teeny bit pissed” (which translates as unable to stand unaided and may need to sleep in the recovery position).

Over-refreshed.

Tanked

Does no-one else say "canned up"!?

Squiffy

Pished, steaming, steamboats, fucked.

Wankered
Pole-axed
Trolled
Smashed
Blitzed
Hammered
Whammo
Blasted
Cunted
Mortal
Javelined
Gazeboed (Thanks Michael McIntyre!)

I could do this all day

Twatted
Shitfaced
Hammered
Blottoed
Mullered
Wankered

Smashed
Pissed
Tipsy (used optimistically!)
Wasted
Hammered
Under the influence
Wobbly

Langers, as in I was completely langers last night. Or flutered which is my favourite. Think they both narrow me down to Co. Cork!

Merry

Tipsy

only ever so slightly obviously

Langers, fluthered/flutered and javelined are all new ones to me

Loving how many creative and euphemistic variations there are

Wasted
Smashed

My mum likes to say she was like a buckled wheel when she was drunk....

Fu as a puggie

Three sheets to the wind
Floating on fumes
Bladdered
Drunk as a skunk

Minging

Pished

Plastered