I have never seen anything so pathetic from a grown man as this grovelling apology of an interview to set the record straight.
It’s like a 4 year old who has been accused of pilfering the family chocolate.
The amount of narrative he goes into is unfucking unbelievable
Queen ..andrew did you take the chocolate
Andrew, no ma’am, or no mummy..I went into the fridge for a drink because I was feeling very thirsty. It was a very hot day and As I don’t sweat very much. I thought a nIce cool drink Would cool me down. I remember the day well because I was wearing my blue t shirt and shorts, had it been a school day I would’ve been wearing my uniform As I wouldVe been in London as that’s what I normally wear in London
So that’s how I know I was in sandringham.
So, I went to the fridge and Charles and Anne were there .i think I might have passed you in the passage mummy.
It was really busy with servants milling around as usual but I didn’t take too much notice who was in the kitchen as I just wanted to get in the fridge for the cold lemonade.
Was there chocolate in the fridge..I really don’t remember..there might have been..I just Remember how pleased I was that there was a big jug of ice cold lemonade conveniently placed in the fridge door.
People say there was always Chocolate in the fridge, well that may have been the case but I’m far too honourable just to help myself to the family provisions
Queen..getting irritated..Andrew stfu..can someone take this child for a nap
This should definitely have been nipped in the bud 56 years ago...