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Are there any singers/actors/tv presenters whose continued success you find utterly baffling?

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Pinkarsedfly · 08/11/2019 21:28

I’m just watching TOTP from 1988 and Kim Wilde’s on.

I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but fuck me, the lass couldn’t sing. Or dance. Or mime.
And yet, she’s still doing the rounds, all these decades later.

See also Bananarama. Who goes to see these acts?

I’m not sure if it’s me that’s missing something, so which acts leave you confused at their success?

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MissLadyM · 08/11/2019 22:45

I agree with all of these especially Lorraine (('gorgeous'!) and Ikea Knightly. I'm puzzled my the success of steaming vag Paltrow and Nicole Kidman.

itwaseverthus · 08/11/2019 22:46

Loathe Davina, Lorraine and Tess - what talent do they have other than compelling you to fixate on their awkward and fake delivery? It's dreadful. As other's said, they must know where the bodies are buried.

Sam Smith - crock of shit.

7Days · 08/11/2019 22:53

IKEA Knightly Grin

Borderterrierpuppy · 08/11/2019 22:57

Vanessa Feltz, every time she stands in for Sara Cox I howl with disappointment.
Paul McCartney, can’t sing now, please stop.

Pinkarsedfly · 08/11/2019 22:57

Another one - Ross Noble.

I swear I could watch that man for five solid days and not crack my face once. He’s just not funny.

Neither is Greg Davies. First stand up show was ok. After that, all fart jokes, and stories about being a teacher. And he plays the same character in every show he acts in. Annoying.

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JoyceJeffries · 08/11/2019 22:58

Gregg Wallace
Tom lovejoy
Matt Baker
Alex Jones

NameChange84 · 08/11/2019 23:02

Anna Maxwell Martin. Cannot fathom how she's got as far as she has. Seems like a lovely, funny person but I haven't felt moved or impressed by any of the stage or screen performances I've seen her in and it baffles me when there are such have levels of unemployment in the acting industry with people of a much greater talent not enjoying the same level of success she has.

SilverySurfer · 08/11/2019 23:03

Most of those already mentioned but my pet hate is Fiona Bruce. I had to stop watching Antiques Roadshow when she took over as presenter. The very worst thing I've seen her doing is interviewing Prince Philip, it was cringe making. He kept looking at her as if thinking who is this cretin?

Mollypolly2610 · 08/11/2019 23:03

Lorraine Smelly Kelly

Stephen Mulhern wants to be the next Bradley Walsh but he will NEVER BE!

WarmestRegards · 08/11/2019 23:03

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Pinkarsedfly · 08/11/2019 23:04

I feel like that about David Morrissey. Wooden as a clothes pole, with this booming gob.

He couldn’t convince me to jump in a swimming pool if my hair was on fire.

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EachandEveryone · 08/11/2019 23:08

Surely Steve Wright has to be top of this list?😖

FruitSaladSandwich · 08/11/2019 23:08

Phillip Schofield should be locked back in the broom cupboard

PenelopePeachStone · 08/11/2019 23:09

Unpopular opinion- Beyoncé has an amazing gift

BUT

She spends all her time thanking Jesus for being a strong black woman - laudable in itself... but then she dresses like a $10 crack whore and since destiny’s child has got progressively lighter skinned every time she has a picture taken...

Chouxalacreme · 08/11/2019 23:09

Jack Whitehall
Lorraine Kelly
Ellie Goulding
Jess Glynn.
Jessie j
Bleurgg

Lorraine Kelly has to be the biggest most useless of all

Redshoeblueshoe · 08/11/2019 23:11

Ikea Knightly
Wins the thread Wine Grin

TildaKauskumholm · 08/11/2019 23:11

Most of them really

custardbear · 08/11/2019 23:11

Yes TossDaley is utter toss

Vanessa, Keith Lemon, Daniel Radcliffe, Lorraine Kelly ducking awful

Kylie is shockingly bad, beyond terrible!

tigglewiggle · 08/11/2019 23:12

Keith Lemon
Ant from Ant and Dec
Vernon Kay

TheSandman · 08/11/2019 23:13

I think I'm really happy that I have just read through this whole thread and hardly recognise ANY of these people.

giggly · 08/11/2019 23:13

Amanda Holden total waste of space on TV have never seen the appeal of her. Face like a melted wellie.

NameChange84 · 08/11/2019 23:14

See, having binge watched YouTube videos of Jessie J on a Chinese XFactor show (as a contestant!) recently I would say she is quite shockingly underrated. I wasn't a huge fan before but she can sing as well as any of the big pop divas (Whitney, early Mariah, Celine Dion etc).

Ducks for cover but I really don't rate Ariana Grande at all. Horrendous diction and nasality.

Pinkarsedfly · 08/11/2019 23:15

I love IKEA Knightly. That’s her name in this house from now on Grin

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HalfManHalfLabrador · 08/11/2019 23:16

Leanne in Coronation Street. She must be connected to the producers somehow to keep getting all those plum storylines when she can’t act

WhoWants2Know · 08/11/2019 23:16

Danny Dyer.