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Are there any singers/actors/tv presenters whose continued success you find utterly baffling?

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Pinkarsedfly · 08/11/2019 21:28

I’m just watching TOTP from 1988 and Kim Wilde’s on.

I’m sure she’s a lovely woman, but fuck me, the lass couldn’t sing. Or dance. Or mime.
And yet, she’s still doing the rounds, all these decades later.

See also Bananarama. Who goes to see these acts?

I’m not sure if it’s me that’s missing something, so which acts leave you confused at their success?

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Fishcakey · 08/11/2019 23:52

Neither Kim Wilde nor Bananarama can sing but they are my youth and I love them. Kylie is terrible but again she is just part of life

obviously · 08/11/2019 23:53

I will see your Derek Thomson and raise you one very bland, over acting, same face for everything....Cathy Shipton!

I liked Duffy when she was first in casualty, but CS seemed to forget how to act when she came back from one of her many many breaks.

Horehound · 09/11/2019 00:01

Oh I like Alan Davies. He's funny

Fishcakey · 09/11/2019 00:02

Neither Kim Wilde nor Bananarama can sing but they are my youth and I love them. Kylie is terrible but again she is just part of life now.

historysock · 09/11/2019 00:13

Came on to say David Morrisey OP. He can't act. He just shouts all the time and is the same in every part I've ever seen him in. I can't watch anything with him in it.

SunshineDays2019 · 09/11/2019 00:17

Steve Wright
The actress who plays Mary in Corrie (I feel embarrassed for her!)
Neil Pringle, BBC radio Sussex, he stumbles over every word, its excruciating
I'm sure I will think of loads more!

Lurleene · 09/11/2019 00:18

Jeremy Clarkson, he is so utterly charmless. I don't know why people pay him to be on the telly.

I will stand up for David Morrisey, I have met hIm and he was absolutely lovely. So there.

Ilovelala · 09/11/2019 00:33

Denise's sister in eastenders. Cant remember her name. Have no idea how she made it to TV because she cannot act.

AnyMinuteNow · 09/11/2019 00:43

jeremy clarkson yes yes, goes without saying 😂😂😂😂

itwaseverthus · 09/11/2019 00:50

Serious question. Lorraine pure brilliant, so it is Kelly is universally loathed yet never off the telly. Why? What makes producers opt for such a neverbeen when there is talent pouring out of drama schools every year? I really, really don't get it.

scousadelic · 09/11/2019 00:53

Claudia Winkleman - she must be well connected as she is totally talentless
Gemma Collins - appalling
Kylie - average at best

NightsOfCabiria · 09/11/2019 00:53

I think Tess and Amanda continue to do well because theyre both stunning looking women and quite often, on TV, that’s all it takes. I cant believe Tess is 50.

Paul Hollywood.

Robbie Williams

David Walliams (just creepy).

VanyaHargreeves · 09/11/2019 00:58

The unfathomable enduring "appeal" of :

Ant and Dec
Cheryl
All former members of One Direction
Gary Barlow
Fearne Cotton
The Kardashians
Paul Hollywood

And most controversially for MN Tom Fucking Hardy who is not that good looking and not an amazing actor. He pretty much destroys every scene of Peaky Blinders he is in chewing the bloody scenery with his OTT accent and delivery.

MsPepperPotts · 09/11/2019 00:58

I agree with all the suggestions so far apart from Clare Balding..I think she is great and love watching her on any of the sports.

I have to turn off the TV when Gary Walker Lineker is on...how the hell is he paid so much for being so talentless?!
All the Saturday Night TV lot have already been mentioned both BBC and ITV and now there's Danny Dyer talking to the Wall ffs
Thank fuck for Netflix!

VanyaHargreeves · 09/11/2019 01:01

NOT DAVID MORRISSEY, THE AUDACITY Shock

LiterallyCantBelieveIt · 09/11/2019 01:07

Lorraine Kelly, Lorraine Kelly, LORRAINE FUCKING KELLY Angry

Are you reading this ITV?!

LiterallyCantBelieveIt · 09/11/2019 01:09

But also Kylie and Jessie J.

The latter might have a good voice (although I've not heard it) but there's something about her I just can't warm to. She's smug, insincere...overrated

OutOntheTilez · 09/11/2019 01:21

The KarTrashians.

I'm not keeping up with any of those morons.

Nottoomuchgarlic · 09/11/2019 01:27

See I don’t mind Tess Daly. There’s a little bit of warmth there and she has the kind of good looks that are rare ... Amanda Holden is just cold.
John Bishop - smug grinning buffoon trying to stretch it all out after a brief bout of being funny 20 years ago.
Russell Brand - pointless, rambling no-mark. why do people want to shag him? He has nothing all that horrible passé rock n roll clothing. And that voicemail to Andrew Sachs just proved how utterly petty and small-minded he is.
Jonathan Ross - see the above. And perving/asking inappropriate questions to women young enough to be his granddaughter. He seems to think shocking=funny. No, Ross, if you’re funny you can get away with being shocking.

FredaFox · 09/11/2019 01:38

Instantly thought tess daly, she’s dead behind the eyes
Amanda Holden, thinks too much of herself, needs to cover up and stop having work done. Smug
Stephen mulhern I find very cringey and creepy, I’m sure I’ve read he has skeletons in his closet but can’t think what it is
Phoebe waller grace, heard flea bag is amazing but she puts me off watching
Eamonn and Ruth
Holly willouby
Joe pasquale
Bradley Walsh

VanyaHargreeves · 09/11/2019 01:39

@Nottoomuchgarlic

I always have a bit of a Titter at the quality of Norton guests vs the Jonathan Ross guests

Like Norton has proper proper A listers and then you go on JR and he has British D listers

FredaFox · 09/11/2019 01:39

Missed Michael McIntyre he makes my blood boil

Nottoomuchgarlic · 09/11/2019 01:49

I know Vanya. That voicemail was the equivalent of Gerald Ratner describing his own products as tat. You could just hear the doors slamming shut on him.

He demonstrated to us that he really was a mean-spirited, puerile, misogynist piece of shit.
To me now he just has the look and body language of someone who is cringing. He knows we’re never going to forget.

Poor old harmless Andrew Sachs.

1forAll74 · 09/11/2019 01:50

Cheryl several names.
Keith Lemon
Plastic Simon Cowell
Paul Hollywood.

speakfriendandenter · 09/11/2019 01:57

@Drinkciderfromalemon I just googled the feeder lyrics attached to your name. Am in shock. I've forever been convinced it's 'drunk cider from eleven' as in they were drinking early in the day. Wow!!!