Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

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Nigel Farage, I was heavily pregnant. When my daughter was born she had a look of Nigel about her. It disturbed me a lot.

Geoff Goldblum in The Fly, over 20 years ago, it still bothers me now!

Ohh littleyellowwellies I am SO jealous! Absolutely love Mr Tumble - I think he would be filthy in bed

Chris Tarrant.

No I don't want to discuss it further.

I don't think I have ever had a sex dream ... I can't remember the last time I had any dream I am always too tired.

@WinterRose92

You lucky sod. I adore Roger Taylor and even though he's older, he's still got something there.

I recommend you Google his son, Rufus. Drummer in The Darkness. Not quite as lush as his Pa in his hay day.

Dick Van Dyke...I really enjoyed it

Haha OP - no catchphrases. But he did chase me naked with a banana (him, not me) round a room from that looked straight out of the '70s (and was hideous). And then he caught me

Actually feel really queasy just remembering.

Simon Cowell.

God, that man is pure filth!

Mike from Tracey Beaker

Micky Flanagan. Bit of a random one as I don't like him or think he's funny, I've barely watched any TV show he's been in and I don't find him attractive in the slightest. But he's the only celebrity I've ever had a sex dream about. The human brain is weird...

Tony Blair

This was years ago though

I've dreamed more than once about being with my father and I think that's the most disturbing thing my brain ever made up not envy

A weird one I had was some time ago - I was making out with Clémence Poésy (dressed as Fleur Delacour), which is weird because I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Weirder was our conversation: she stopped kissing me to accuse me of being a woman, but for some reason I denied it!
Still makes no sense.

TheJellyBabyMadeMeDoIt
Oh my god, yes! His son is gorgeous though I still prefer his Dad 😉

@OldAndWornOut

Simon is 60 today.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7542779/Simon-Cowell-enjoys-bike-ride-Lauren-Silverman-son-Eric-LA.html

A Korean boy band. We were all in a hot tub.

Woke up just as it was getting interesting ...so both smug and disappointed xD

flowerpotmike I always think of Lowly Worm when he comes on the telly

Donald Trump Was only around a month ago so the trauma is still fresh.

I did realise part way into the dream how grim it was and ran outside onto the lawn. Tried to climb over the perimeter fence to escape but it was all covered in barbed wire and there were guards..

Kim Jong Un.

In my defence, apparently I to do it to "keep him happy" so he wouldn't launch nukes. So really I was doing my duty and saving the world.

Ross Kemp, not from his Eastender days I hasten to add but from his documentaries. It was a very nice dream.😀

Prince Andrew - not great even before his recent publicity

Nigel Farage, I was heavily pregnant. When my daughter was born she had a look of Nigel about her. It disturbed me a lot.

I'm not surprised. The PSTD counsellor is that way. >

Robert Smith from the Cure. In full make up.
I was in my late teens at the time (he would have been 50ish) and I developed a strange crush on him after that and repulsed myself even more!

Gordon Ramsay. He was huge!