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I have a basket of fuck offs available

137 replies

S0CKS · 18/09/2019 18:23

Anybody want to use one up?

OP posts:
666onmyhead · 18/09/2019 18:29

Send mine to the wallies in the House of Commons !

S0CKS · 18/09/2019 18:30

@666onmyhead I sent them a basket of their own already with specific instructions.

OP posts:
Miniloso · 18/09/2019 18:30

Send mine to my sex addict abusive ex, thanks. 👍

ginghambox · 18/09/2019 18:36

Gina Miller and Jo Swinson.

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 18/09/2019 18:39

The human race generally can have one.

Greenglassteacup · 18/09/2019 18:41

I’ll take a nice big fat juicy one of those OP and I’ll give it to Maria

awaynboilyurheid · 18/09/2019 18:45

Independence for Scotland can have one
When we voted no it didn’t mean maybe later

HeyMicky · 18/09/2019 18:46

Please address mine to my former manager who cannot handle the fact I have been promoted and he no longer manages me, and so aggressively tries to instruct my team.

TIA

Inarightpickleandpreserve · 18/09/2019 18:47

To my boss who decided that they know spreadsheets better than me and deleted all my
Work.... STOP FUCKING WITH MY SHIT!!!!!
Fuck off!!!!

yellowallpaper · 18/09/2019 18:49

To the arseholes who overtake on our narrow windy roads in their stupid dickhead Vw golfs

Sexnotgender · 18/09/2019 18:50

Fucking YES!

I’ll take a big one for my FIL please before I snap and cave his stupid head in.

readingismycardio · 18/09/2019 18:54

Can I have a few for PIL, pls?

Whohasnickedmyvodka · 18/09/2019 18:57

Yes please to my narcissistic mother who is blaming me for my son being charged with rape and domestic violence 😢😢😢😢 i have had no contact with my son in 4 years as he threatened to stab my dd who was 9 at the time

Lochroy · 18/09/2019 19:02

Thanks. One to my director who screwed over my annual performance rating while I was on mat leave.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 18/09/2019 19:03

Rupert Murdoch, a massive one for him please.

SummerSnapdragon · 18/09/2019 19:04

Can I have two one for each of my crappy bosses!

Doublethesarcasm · 18/09/2019 19:09

I'll have one for the shitty menopause please

slipperywhensparticus · 18/09/2019 19:09

My ex and my fucking car please

Actually my entire life can FUCK OFF

choppolata · 18/09/2019 19:10

I'll have a fuck RIGHT off for powerpoint please.

Gazelda · 18/09/2019 19:12

Any left? Pop one over to my DH's employer who's just made him redundant please?

Gazelda · 18/09/2019 19:13

Oh, and to be fair, I deserve one too. I forgot to add ice cream to my shopping order. Nothing but crispbread to snack on tonight 😔

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/09/2019 19:15

How big is the basket?

Mollypolly2610 · 18/09/2019 19:17

A couple please - one for Jo Swinson and one for Scottish Power.

And a couple for tomorrow because I’m sure I’ll need them.

OhDear2200 · 18/09/2019 19:19

To a ‘friend’ who has done something that has really upset me and she knows it so is trying to make up by sending me messages with loads of various heart emojis.

❤️😍🥰😘💞💜💕

FUCK OFF a emoji does not cancel what you’ve done.

BustedDreams · 18/09/2019 19:21

Oooo lovely. Can I send a massive one to the twunts we have for neighbours. Thank you most kindly 🙏