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I'm a fully grown, adult, professional, competent, mature woman but....

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WhiteJoshsBiceps · 02/09/2019 10:58

... I fucking love stickers.

I recently bought these and they're stuck all over my professional work diary. They make me so happy Grin

I also love a hot orange squash. My mother started giving me hot orange squash to warm me up when I got home from nursery in the winter. I have had a hot orange squash every single day as my "just got home" drink ever since then.

Tell me all of the ways you're an adult competent woman but still basically four years old....

OP posts:
goodeyebrows · 08/09/2019 07:28

So true

FoodologistGirl · 08/09/2019 08:04

This whole thread brings me joy. Who says you can’t do all these childish things? Just because you’re older doesn’t mean the child inside you has gone. Didn’t Disney teach us that? Grin

thecheshirecatcanfuckoff · 08/09/2019 08:30

@Graphista Grin

OJZJ · 08/09/2019 09:31

Am I depriving my seven year old the guilty pleasure of pick and mix?? Poor kid has never had one.... He loves sweets buuuuuuttt I have a phobia about intestinal parasites and I always see snotty nosed kids with filthy hands man handling pick and mix and worry "what if someone went to the loo and didn't wash their hands/scratched their butt/ picked thier nose etc" or someone spiteful put something dangerous in there.....
Ps too many guilty pleasures to mention....
I didn't grow up I just got older....
I still eat(too many) bars of chocolate by layers or nibble the chocolate off and leave the centre to last... I still pop fresia flowers dangling in the street, I still pick my nose like a kid in secret, still love splashing in puddles, and the other week I still had a meltdown like a four year old-tears and everything!

OJZJ · 08/09/2019 09:32

Oh and I love the fact my son is still young enough so we can enjoy doing these things together Grin

madcatladyforever · 08/09/2019 09:32

Stationary and colourful pens and pencils. I have no room for any more.

ChessieFL · 08/09/2019 10:53

Love this thread!

I play with DDs playmobil.
I really want the new Friends Lego set.
I like sitting right at the front on the top deck of a double decker bus.
I have many of my childhood favourite TV series/films on dvd and watch them regularly.
I have a whole bookcase of the books I loved as a child/teenager and regularly reread them.
I love kids sweets and got very excited the other day when a new sweet shop opened in my town, the sort with the huge jars. I bought a bag of the teeth shaped sweets.
I still have my childhood teddy in my bedroom.

I’m not sure I should be allowed the responsibility of a job and a child.

Ilovemypantry · 08/09/2019 11:23

I love milkshakes. Oh, and popping the plastic bubble wrap. I’m 62 yrs young 😊

LadyMcLokington · 08/09/2019 11:49

I collect dollies! Monster High, to be precise. I also customise them, as I really can’t leave anything well enough alone 😂

BiBiBirdie · 08/09/2019 12:51

@alltoomuchrightnow I still have the bear I was given at birth on my bed, along with my Roland Rat toy Smile
I can't imagine not having them there.

DidYeAyee · 08/09/2019 13:01

I always buy the "kids" plasters for the crap drawer first aid box.

The last lot were Mr. Men themed Grin.

MrsSlocombesPussy · 08/09/2019 16:51

Hot vimto is the best. Not the low calorie shite though.
I've started collecting the old ladybird fairy tale books because I love the illustrations.
I still love a salt and vinegar crisp sandwich and enjoy dipping my sandwiches in a splodge of tomato ketchup!

mybrilliantmind · 08/09/2019 17:15

I like to 'helicoptor' sycamore seeds and drink a cube of Bovril or Oxo. Not at the same time Grin

Nearly47 · 08/09/2019 19:05

Colorful stationary, notebooks and decorated boxes. Have loads of them. Have to stop my self in shop such as squiggles and WHSmiths. Started when I was about 10.Smile

FoodologistGirl · 09/09/2019 09:25

A couple of years ago I found a load of Misty, Tammy and Bunty comics. I told my husband I was buying them for our daughter but really I spent ages re-reading the stories from my childhood. She really enjoyed them too and I have since seen some on sale on eBay for quite a lot of money. So we’ll be keeping them for ‘investment’Grin

Animum2 · 09/09/2019 11:44

I love squashies and milk bottles

Also when I see a dog, everything else stops! Smile

Funguy · 09/09/2019 17:13

I wave all the time to children and smile at them. I also wave to dogs and tempt cats for a cuddle, adore animals. Also I wave to the goats and the alpacas in the field. It makes them happy and me too. I don't think I have every grown up! I am about 14... I think.
I love icky white bread sandwiches, salmon and chicken paste inside. Hate sensible paninis and things.
Sometimes we don't have dinner. We have crisps and sarnies and cake.I paint and drawn and get very excited about new pens, stationery and paint.
I also follow cat fan pages and send them messages.
I am in my late 50's.

Funguy · 09/09/2019 17:19

PS , my flat contains many teddies and dolls, which I also make! Also cuddly owls. I make those.

sausagepastapot · 09/09/2019 17:30

Adore sweets and eat them aaaaaall the time

I love jelly (but not with ice cream-but in a separate bowl is acceptable)

Love stickers and a jaunty pen also

Hecateh · 09/09/2019 19:43

I can sit for hours with the kaleidoscope I bought - but I don't think it's as good as those we used t have.

Would love to play with my old etch a sketch and my old spirograph.

I've just started a new job after being retired for 3 years - have just ordered the stickers tagged in the OP, can't wait to use them,

SandunesAndRainclouds · 09/09/2019 19:51

I bought the stickers in the link...!

alltoomuchrightnow · 09/09/2019 21:33

Not exactly childish as such, but something I've done since I was a child and still do... in fact did today at Pets At Home...If I'm having a crappy day and am near a pet shop I will always pop in to see one. There is nothing that cheers me up like the sight of a sleeping, fluffy, plump hamster. There is nothing cuter. Try it.. pure medicine, doesn't cost a penny.

alltoomuchrightnow · 09/09/2019 21:34

I also buy stickers from Wish and pretend they are for my nieces and nephew and end up keeping most of them especially the cat ones

DarlingNikita · 10/09/2019 11:50

I think those stickers are quite sensible and grown-up, OP Grin I have some with cutesy plump cartoon animals on, Japanese I think.

I also have these post-it type things

I'm a fully grown, adult, professional, competent, mature woman but....
MarieVanGoethem · 11/09/2019 09:34

Yesterday I bought, um, several old books about Brownies & Guides. Including a couple of books of sort that made me want to be a Brownie in the first place. My “I Am Absolutely A Proper Grown-Up, Yes, Yes, I Am” excuse is that it’s all for the social & cultural history. And in fairness they’re not all fiction (I anticipate much unintentional hilarity from 1944 book on Campcraft) so claim is not unfounded Blush

@AravisQueenOfArchenland
I feel a bit bad for neglecting Pokémon Go in favour of Wizards Unite this summer, but Hermione Granger is my spirit animal & also I just much prefer the game itself. Not this whole trying to get doxy droppings business though...

@madcatladyforever
There is ALWAYS room for more stationery. Just like there is always room for more books.

@poppy54321
Proper s’mores, right? None of this nonsense about toasting a marshmallow & squishing it between two chocolate biscuits & calling it a s’more; an act of sheer blasphemy that is increasingly common in Girlguiding...

@DarlingNikita
Ooh, I have some pseudo- postits that are like that but owls. Which reminds me, I need to redo big giant stationery order for Brownies from WHSmith because original one failed to arrive. On plus side, I think I get more EasyFundraising money for my Brownies because I don’t think they take it back if they [have to] refund you.