What has MN put you off?

[booboo57]

MN has taught me so much but I no longer want to consider a Hot Tub ever since someone on here described it as clamydia soup. Just seen an advert for one and felt a bit sick. Used to love the idea.

And an 'outdoor sex pond', don't forget!

Men.
Every thread in relationships reinforces my decision to be a cat lady.

Hot tubs and kfc

Hot tubs agreed, definitely
Giving lifts to colleagues
Giving lifts to anyone
School gates
PTAs
Church schools
Private schools
State schools
Steiner schools
Blended families
Marriage
Children

Children.

Marriage.

Other women. Bunch of bitches.

And cohabitation with a partner. (Something I have previously rather enjoyed ...)

Hot tubs
Loo brushes
KFC - although I've also heard things about them from a RL source.

Men.
Every thread in relationships reinforces my decision to be a cat lady.

Change 'cat' to 'rabbit', and I'm with you! Why do people have relationships?! So much stress and misery.

OLD, definitely. Don't know if I got lucky with DH (he's mostly lovely) or if the world of dating has really changed so much since we met.

Mumsnet😬

men
in laws

Men. I'm happily married and I know there are other decent men out there, but the Relationships board has convinced me they are a much rarer breed than I thought. If I found myself single for whatever unfortunate reason, I would stay that way.

Zoflora
male cyclists
most men

Living with a man
MILs
Toilet brushes
Answering the front door (unless pre-arranged caller with at least two weeks notice)
Answering my phone immediately
Using my bathtowel more than once - you must change your towels every day.
Actual real-life talking on the phone - apparently being happy to actually talk instead of texting is a big no-no.

Porn

Discussing trans issues

@ShirleyPhallus I wouldn't dare ... coward that I am

Oh, and what's the deal with the towels thing ? (or am I better not knowing?)

Meat, shower gel and hand wash, porn, tampons, Brexit, the Tories (well I was never fond of either of those but it has consolidated my feelings), people in general. It has also encouraged to wash sheets and towels a lot more often than I would have done before.

I'm still ok with hot tubs.

Intimate relationships with men and their families.

Living in the Home Counties or Middle England: positively terrifying.

Posting on mn.

MEN!!