What do these famous people smell like? (Fun)

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As inspired by other thread and requested.

Here's my starter for 10

Johnny Depp - roll up cigarettes and airways chewing gum

Roger Federer - new leather and laundry detergent

Idris Elba - whisky and coke and nice shower gel

Benedict Cumberbatch - egg mayo sandwich

Tom Hardy - Lynx Africa

.... Go!

I think Boris would smell like celery soup.

Eddie Redmayne - Olbas Kleenex and Greggs sausage rolls

😂😂😂😂

Marilyn Manson. Patchouli and stale wee.

Tom Hiddleston looks like he smells of M&S aftershave and hot glue.

Donald Trump- warm lunch box

Clare Balding...... bloater paste and raw onions.

(I know this is weird)

Matty Healey (band the 1975) smells of sweat but in a good way, pheromones are powerful things

Marilyn Manson. Patchouli and stale wee.

Nailed it.

I always reckoned there would be a vague aroma of patchouli around Mr Depp too...

Donald Trump- warm lunch box

Do you mean when the cheese in the sandwiches has gone a bit sweateh?

Gregg Wallace - that aftershave joop that everyone's dad's wore in the 80s / 90s

... An obscene amount of it

Russell Brand - vague whiff of whatever joss sticks he's been burning at his last meditation session

Brian May from Queen. Elnett and wet grass.

I feel like we're brainstorming the next season of these Impulse fragrances... 😂

Teresa May smells of Deep Heat and old lady talc.

Stephen Fry smells of leather armchairs and self-importance.

David Attenborough has absolutely no scent whatsoever. Fact. That's how he gets so close to lions innit.

Katie Price- one of her own perfumes

Mary Berry a bit marzipanny?

Stephen Fry - leather books and warm scones

Crossed posts re Stephen!

Kate Middleton - parma violets

Brian Cox probably smells of lavender soap and hot dogs. Or that Art Teacher Smell.

Boris Johnson smells of old tuppences and spotted dick.

I think David Attenborough would smell like those really strong mints in a tin... Are they called fisherman's friend or have I made that up?

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I think Remus Lupin probably smells faintly of wet dog. No matter how often he bathes. 😉