What do these famous people smell like? (Fun)

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As inspired by other thread and requested.

Here's my starter for 10

Johnny Depp - roll up cigarettes and airways chewing gum

Roger Federer - new leather and laundry detergent

Idris Elba - whisky and coke and nice shower gel

Benedict Cumberbatch - egg mayo sandwich

Tom Hardy - Lynx Africa

.... Go!

Some of these are hilarious:

Cos and mahogany and Sweetcorn and misogyny are my favourites.

Jeremy Corbyn - beard and jam
Theresa May - talcum powder, rusting metal and despair
David Cameron - pork and pound coins
Michael Gove - bibles and the souls of screaming children

Cod not cos!

Kid Rock stale cigarettes and sweat.
Madonna Roses and ambition
Marc Almond Leather and talcum powder

What are you betting this thread is being passed around celeb whatsapp groups this morning? I can imagine them going, "have they done me? What do I smell of? Someone forward this to xxxx!!!"

Phillip Schofield - cinnamon bun

Amanda Holden-jo malone and a sense of superiority

oh this thread is brilliant!
Chris Evans (Cap'n America one) - I imagine he always smells like he's just got out of the shower, hot water and shaving gel.

Jim Davidson: Mildew, rust and the ghost of Christmas past.

best comment ever

Tony Blair- Obsession for Men and cold ham

Piers Morgan- vegan sausage rolls

Philip Schofield- wet Barbour jacket

Wayne Rooney - Sweat, spunk and old women

BengalBruiser

Tom hiddleston actually smells like a sexy pirate (I know this because I sniffed him once 😂)

Jacob Rees-Mogg smells like school dinners and copydex (I do not know this - have never sniffed him 🤢)

I sniffed him once

Story please!

Lyndsey Lohan - fake tan and musty clothes

Jodie. Comer - expensive, delicate abs clean.

Taylor Swift - Old fashion sweet shops and pine needles.

Theresa May - stale foundation, talcum powder and Femfresh.

Joanna Lumley - Elnett heavy duty hairspray

Henry Kelly - whisky and newspapers

Not much of a story I’m afraid! Just slightly embarrassing!

I was at an awards do quite —really— drunk. He was there too, looking fit in a tux and as I walked past I just thought “I bet he smells nice” and in my inebriated state thought I could get away with swerving towards him slightly and having a quick sniff, so I did, and he smelt like a sexy pirate. However I did not ‘get away with it and he thought I was a weirdo - fair enough really!

Caroline Flack - Week old lube and cheap weed

Amal Clooney - Brut.

Princess Anne - gin, straw, and elnett.

Christian Bale - lynx body wash, sweaty arseholes, and self importance

Cliff Richard - Robinson's lemon barley water, lube and week old spunk

Jude Law - freshly cut grass, lynx spray and clingfilm.

Kevin McCloud - a Timpsons Shoe Repair Shop and mild annoyance.

littleyellowwellies
brilliant

Nigel Farage smells like a dirty pond, overlaid with old sweat.

Piers Morgan's breath smells like someone has tried to febreze a pile of cat shit.

Brian Fantana smells like pure gasoline.

Tom hardy however smells of expensive tobacco, manliness and sex. Frankly I'd drink his bath water.

Donald trump smells like cheesy wotsits, grease and narcissism.