What do these famous people smell like? (Fun)

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As inspired by other thread and requested.

Here's my starter for 10

Johnny Depp - roll up cigarettes and airways chewing gum

Roger Federer - new leather and laundry detergent

Idris Elba - whisky and coke and nice shower gel

Benedict Cumberbatch - egg mayo sandwich

Tom Hardy - Lynx Africa

.... Go!

Michael Gove smells like stale farts and shame

Urgh Gove looks like he smells of cold boiled egg and Tesco no frills coffee.

Love this thread

Jarvis Cocker looks like he smells of brown sauce

Jarvis Cocker actually smells of wit, intelligence and sheer sex appeal. I won't hear anything against him.

Bonnie Langford, old dance shoes, Elnet hairspray and throat sweets

Danny Dyer, Sweat, beer and self importance

June Brown (Dot cotton) cigarette ash, port & Lemon & charity shops.

June Brown (Dot cotton) cigarette ash, port & Lemon & charity shops.

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Megan Markle, Ginger nuts

Tinie Tempah smells of Paco Rabanne Millionaire and coconut. I know this for a fact!

The Queen - Cussons Imperial Leather soap, custard cream biscuits and those fruit boiled sweets that come in a tin.
Prince Charles - Compost and old books
Camilla - Marlboro lite fags and gin.
Prince Philip - Germolene

Meghan Markle - wine gums and scented candles

Boris Johnson - Chanel Bleu De Chanel and the sweet, sweet smell of success.

I reckon the Queen smells like hand sanitizer after the day she had yesterday.

Boris Johnson: The tears of the thousands upon thousands of families reliant on food banks.
Shame on you @Soola

Bozza smells of stinking ripe cheese and raw onion.

Prince Charles smells of lemon curd and Christmas pudding.

The queen smells of wellies and pale ale, with a hint of shortbread.

Having seen her in concert last night (but not close enough to sniff her) kd lang smells like hot summer nights and coffee with cream 😉

Megan Markle ginger nuts

Mads Mikkelsen smells of manliness and citrus. And fresh tobacco.

Tom Hardy smells of jockstraps and hamster cage.

Jeremy Corbyn smells of Diane Abbott
Diane Abbott smells of biscuits and bullshit
Jacob Rees Mog - warm tweed and dictionaries
Russell Brandt - a weekend wankfest

Brad Pitt, weed and wet dog.
Kim Kardashian, old bank notes and plastic.
Katie Price, Impulse and desperation.
Jennifer Aniston, baby powder and petals
Angelina Jolie, blood and nail polish

Apparently Prince smelt like lavender and lilacs.
Unfortunately I was never close enough to smell him.