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What do these famous people smell like? (Fun)

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NEtoN10 · 21/07/2019 22:26

As inspired by other thread and requested.

Here's my starter for 10

Johnny Depp - roll up cigarettes and airways chewing gum

Roger Federer - new leather and laundry detergent

Idris Elba - whisky and coke and nice shower gel

Benedict Cumberbatch - egg mayo sandwich

Tom Hardy - Lynx Africa

.... Go!

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vampirethriller · 21/07/2019 22:58

Daniel Craig- fresh newspapers and wet iron railings

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TheQueenSnortsAvocados · 21/07/2019 23:02

@Smellbow no, i read yours!

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BengalBruiser · 21/07/2019 23:07

Hugh Jackman might smell a bit like wet canvas and bacon.

BengalBruiser · 21/07/2019 23:08

But if Katy Hopkins doesn't smell like boiled femfresh wipes, I'll eat one.

vampirethriller · 21/07/2019 23:08

Nicki Minaj- balloons and Alien perfume with a hint of candy floss

Dwayne Johnson- tequila, toothpaste and deep heat ointment.

BengalBruiser · 21/07/2019 23:10

Dwayne Johnson- tequila, toothpaste and deep heat ointment.

YES.

imablackstarnotapopstar · 21/07/2019 23:15

Jeremy Hunt - 300 year old chateau neuf du pape and the tears of 1 million nurses

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Illstartexercisingtomorrow · 21/07/2019 23:22

Ed Sheeran - sweat and alcohol

George clooney - minty, citrusy and some proper good leather

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BishopBrennansArse · 21/07/2019 23:29

Jacob Rees Mogg Coal tar and humbugs

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Pinkarsedfly · 22/07/2019 04:10

Boris Johnson - treacle sponge, gammon and spunk.

Meghan Markle - washing powder, mint and lemons.

Prince Andrew - roast swan and whisky.

Sean Bean - sweaty bed.

Holly Willoughby - Haribos and fake tan.

Gingerkittykat · 22/07/2019 04:23

Theresa May - Mothballs and shredded wheat.

Jeremy Corbyn - A tobacco pipe and sheep.

ForkHandlesplease · 22/07/2019 06:08

Judy Dench, lily of the valley G&T

vampirethriller · 22/07/2019 07:38

Simon Cowell- Hugo Boss and fake tan. Occasional waft of dax wax.

vampirethriller · 22/07/2019 08:00

Joan Collins- Insette hairspray, Estee lauder Youth Dew and cinnamon.

HelloCanYouHearMe · 22/07/2019 08:06

I always had Johnny Depp down as smelling of damp dog

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