Help me choose my burlesque name

[hellenbackagen]

So!
I'm giving burlesque a go.

I have one name in mind which is quite nice and not smutty (name of a butterfly) 🦋

But I'm open to (nice) suggestions! Nothing obvious or smutty please! I'm not going to be a stripper , 😱😂Anything with kitty will be immediately disqualified 😂!

Over to you! Thanks !

Hellen you are pure class!

Can you post a vid here of your first performance?

We are all fine but we miss you! You were never forgotten! x

My first performance is quite likely to be a bit shite tbh but when I find my sass I might! At min my sexy moves look more like I'm washing my hair 😂....

I lost track of the problem solving cos real life problem solving got in the way!

Hope life's good in thighland !

Come back if you want to Hellen - we're in OTBT

Harlotte Brontë
Brontë Blue
Brontë Blush

Pussy Inboots

Pink Panter

Why am I in stitches over Snowball Mcdougall 🤣🤣🤣

Zsa Zsa L'Amour

I'm still looking...

Oh come on ladies I've hit an impasse !!

I need a name . I'm rubbish at this . My fave so far is snowball macdougal.

Helena Handcart?
M’lady Catflap?
Polska Danse?
Carmen Polski?

Contessa Divine

Ladies I'm still brain racking

Been googling precious stones and have shortlist of names

So something aventurine
Something chalcedony
Something heliordor
Something lollite
Something spinel

First names i like
Poseur
Ivy
Asti
Leilani
Aster
Cat
Scarlette
Jolie
Teazel

Any ideas there please?

Crying at some of these!

Of your list Asti Iolite is do-able. Sounds a bit like nasty highlights though.

How about...
Amethyst La'Trix
Indigo Jolie
Scarlette Honour

I do love Lord's M'Lady Catflap the best

Ooooooh, what about....

Amethyst Deceiver

(Like the fungi)

Teasy Cups

Asti Diamante (with the accent if you are feeling very posh) as it's close to Asti spumante - those were the days!

Reginald Bosanquet.