Help me choose my burlesque name

[hellenbackagen]

So!
I'm giving burlesque a go.

I have one name in mind which is quite nice and not smutty (name of a butterfly) 🦋

But I'm open to (nice) suggestions! Nothing obvious or smutty please! I'm not going to be a stripper , 😱😂Anything with kitty will be immediately disqualified 😂!

Over to you! Thanks !

Bella Von Boa

Still reading.....

One of these I already had in my shortlist believe it or not!

Why is this sooooo hard! The one dp picked for me some odd looks tonight so maybe won't use that one ....it was the Latin name of a butterfly which I quite liked but maybe wasn't "burlesque " enough 😂

Look on a map. (I'm Male btw.) I found a good alias like that. Ormsby StMichael. I'd wear a velvet jacket with ruffled shirt all the time.

I drove past the Lincolnshire town of Mavis Enderby earlier. You can have that.

Shaggy Doggie
Copper Tits
Toni Soprano

Zsa Zsa Gateau

Joie DeVire

Betty Machete

These are hilarious, I’m crying here !
Davina Tasseltoff 😂😂😂😂

Whiskey Galore
Sinead O'Connor
Jesus McTavish

Sticky Vicky
Poxy Roxy
Gumboil Gertie

Mariposa - I think that means butterfly

Henry VIII
Benjamin Disraeli
Dances with Wolves

Mariposa Allure

Lou Diamond Philips
Captain Crunch
Paris Stilton

Or as my husband just suggested (because he's a nosy sod wanting to know what I'm doing) 'fluffy flaps'

I’m snorting at ‘Fanny Spasm’

Voluptula Heart

Fabulina Musk

Balletica Cushie

Red Admiral.

First pets name and mother's maiden name?
Boots Smithson
Not very burlesque, Boots Smithson sounds like someone who'd kick your head in for "looking at his bird"

That was my formula for Jesus McTavish

Mine is Tasha Parr (or Flash Parr, depending on which cat I use)

@hellenbackagen .... what about a Ribbon?

First pet and mother’s maiden name... Rebel Rogers I like it

Tatiana Twinkletoes

Some more butterflies:

Speckled Wood
Essex Skipper
Green Hairstreak
Large Copper