Help me choose my burlesque name

[hellenbackagen]

So!
I'm giving burlesque a go.

I have one name in mind which is quite nice and not smutty (name of a butterfly) 🦋

But I'm open to (nice) suggestions! Nothing obvious or smutty please! I'm not going to be a stripper , 😱😂Anything with kitty will be immediately disqualified 😂!

Over to you! Thanks !

Lady Glitterati
Peaches Bellini

Penelope Pearl
Emerald Skye
Champagne Tuesday
Valentine Day

Haha this is fun and quite cathartic after a very serious day!

Zsa Zsa something

Zsa Zsa Bisou ?

Fifi Amour.

Lola Pagoda

Ditzy D'Mure

Maura Lesse

Pussy in boots

Sundae d'Amour
Fifi LaBouche
La Dentelliere

I love Lola Pagoda

You have the perfect name already in your mumsnet handle.

Helen Backagain.

All these fluffy, flouncy, saucy, names suggested are so cliched.

Whatever you choose, google it first - it's very upsetting for people already in the scene to find somebody is using their name.

I followed the internet joke suggestions, translated a family name into its original language and got a corker. Had it for years.

What's your act like?

Bette Wren

(I just really like Bette Davis and I think a wren is a lovely bird)

Candy Le Bon Bon

You can borrow my name if you want

Fanny Spasm

Is it not meant to be your first pets name and your mother’s maiden name? Obvs not expecting anyone to post these!!!

Helena Handcart

Luna Landing

Snowball McDougal? Has a certain ring to it I guess...

Lydia teapot?

Sheila Blige

First pets name and mother's maiden name?

Fluffy Bush

😂😂😂😂

Fluffy Brush - brilliant

I worked with a guy whose 'porn name' was genuinely Butch Love.

Or Bush - even better