Help me choose my burlesque name

[hellenbackagen]

So!
I'm giving burlesque a go.

I have one name in mind which is quite nice and not smutty (name of a butterfly) 🦋

But I'm open to (nice) suggestions! Nothing obvious or smutty please! I'm not going to be a stripper , 😱😂Anything with kitty will be immediately disqualified 😂!

Over to you! Thanks !

Tuppence Ha'penny

Balonza St John

Tits McGee

or

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Salome..or Miss Salome.

Flutter Bye
Tess Rorschach

Icantbelieve Itsnotbutterfly

it has to be your first ever pets name and your mothers surname so mine would be Pip-Squeak Street lol

Hannah Shandy
Balonz Bigtits

Bea Leaf Driver
SexnPension
Suzy Siren

It's got to be Fanny Flutters.

Courtesy of Maura in love island and an indirect link to butterflies.

Miss Bendsandsnaps

Miss Bendsandsnaps

Miss Snapsnfarts. The original MN burlesque name.

Clitty Titzville

Methinks you ladies are not taking this seriously

Mitzi Giggles?

Ben Dover
Cock Muncher
Knob Gobbler
Buckette Fanny

Titty Filarious

Boris Johnson
Arthur Scargill
Eric Morecambe

Oh my god these are hysterical 😭
Suzette,Yvette, Georgette- all sexy rather than slutty
Surname- Papillon

Bluebells butt,

Flappy bird,

[email protected],

IDance4u,

ShakeYaTattasItsFriday

Im no good at this game.

I'm loving JoirDeVivre!

Hellen Howzit hanging me ole buddy from Thighland?

Well of course you must take my name! Go on, I insist!!

l love Chelsea Dagger. As much for the video as the song.

Well is this fate?!?!

Just fine for nails doing and chose a really boring neutral colour

Called .....

Odette Swan Queen 😂😂.

Have I just found my name my pure fluke???!

*been for nails doing obvs

Hi dangly* !! How's it hanging in thighland? 💋