Advice Clinic - Slatterns welcome

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Do you have problems? Is your life truly ridiculous, are you ridiculous? Please step inside our fully staffed advice clinic and we will cure all your ills. We have a clap nurse standing by for more intimate problems, don't be shy.

Everything stays safe with the threat of my evil eye.

Hello to Thigh and your loving thisiples. I am here to cleanse my brain with a little light murdering after too much time on the fat theatre thread (not envy).

You can all have exactly the rooms you like. But NO VISITING.

I would like one of the leggy blondes for PM. Actually I want Melania Trump. What would happen if they all just pushed their husbands down the stairs and took over? I wanna see!

I love the thisterhood.

Does anyone think Philip May is a leggy blonde in disguise?

That would probably make Melania's day!

Tom Cruise for President! He's barking, that'd be a jolly jape. Fuck it, let's have Kim Jong-Un for PM and be done with it.

Got deleted again on the fat thread and not even the one where I threatened to cut peoples heads off. Inconsistence.

Oprah. Oprah should be president.

As long as it wasn’t ‘catch meee’ or Lad’s ‘pasties’ I’m happy. I enjoyed those posts.

Welcome teacake ! We are a definite improvement on the fat theatre thread...we want to improve people's lives, with assassination ONLY as a last resort.

Tracy hello!

Evening all!
It wouldn't surprise me if we end up with a President Kardashian one day.

Well if they keep electing the biggest actual arse, why not?

Doubtless the fans would pay to share a theatre seat with a Kardashian? Funny old world.

WELL I said I wouldn't (go there) till tomorrow but i just did!

Fucking annoying is the thread and I'm glad of Thigh inc deleted and Lad who put up an exemplary fight but was up against empty reasoning! I salute you sir!

Beaker that could even be an improvement or at least a status quo!

Definitely an improvement Dangly.
Welfare beauty treatments, bigger seats all round, cute kids & peace on Earth just put Kanye controls on Twitter
Hell I'd vote for Kim. She'd probably make a better PM too than the load of idiots trying to run the Tea I mean the Tory party here.

Ok we've nothing to lose here
Kim Kardashian for president!!

Now if you were to ponder to yourself - I wonder which zodiac sign more serial killers were born under?

What would you have decided

NO GOOGLING

Back from work BBQ and I have eaten ALL the meat....ALL THE MEAT.

I have discovered that eating ALL THE MEAT makes me feel totally drunk...and invincible.

This may slightly have caused me to tell my boss some home truths....

Would it be impolite to hand in my resignation by email...or must I wait till Monday?

Definitely virgo.....we are all either the youngest or oldest in our school year, both of which comes with a psychopathic tendency...

I feel a bit sick and weepy...I'll just pop over to the theatre thread for a tactical chunder...

M3lon just nonchalantly breeze into the office on Monday & smile away. I think your boss may have also been under the influence as it sounds like the meat was barbecued in meths.

Thigh are all Serial Killers Sagittarius like Ted Buddy? Why on earth do I remember everyone's birthday..........then forget to post the cards?

Ted Bundy ffs!
Ted Buddy would make your poorly cat better or mow the lawn.

Oh god...I think you are right....they definitely marinated in something that on closer inspection was labelled 'firelighter fluid'...

Boss deffo not under the influence though...gah.

Is that accidental innuendo or ave I had too much Coke?