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Hello - this is the advice clinic, please come in. We are a team of untrained but experienced kindly Agony Aunts. There's no judgement here, even if you are a filthy, drunken old slag.

Cat A dog! At last you see the error of your ways! You're in Florida.

@thigh you're just jealuuz as you've never had a cat bestow vomit on your head

Frown you are correct. A dog's meaty tongue in your mouth is traumatising but it's not cat vomit.

You’ve put me eight off your ramen and dumplings which I was coveting. Lidocat has never vomited on my head.

frown babies are just as bad. When a co-sleeping toddler does a projectile vomit actually into your ear....

Poot was that Winston? Everyone said he looked like a baby.

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No thigh but my babies looked suspiciously like him...

Well I am super-chuffed to hear about baby Dangly! I wonder if she will be a boy or a girl?

Full name Baby-Dangly.

Well, I must wet the baby's head immediately if not sooner, it's old fashioned to wait until it is born!

Here's to Baby-Dangly! Cheers! Bottoms up!!

Why are none of us over here?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3601887-To-drop-kick-this-out-the-back-door?pg=4

Well, I went there and I came back, really quickly.

I went too, but they lost me at bukkake kake.

I don't think we're the funniest thread on MN anymore. We've got complacent, happy. We'll lose TL if we carry on being all friends and shizz.

We're on thread 15.

Preg what flavour is Baby-Dangly? Have you narrowed down who the father is?

Hi I was just wondering if I could have some advice please, I recently had a miscarriage back in May (11th), I took a pregnancy test near the end of May and the test came back negative! I’m just a bit confused on when I would count my last period as I had one on 4th April and it lasted 5 days, I then obviously had the bleed with the miscarriage, and it lasted until the Friday, do you count that as a period or not? Because If my last period was back in April then I am a few days late on period! Feel a bit confused as I never got told much information from the midwife so me and partner don’t know if to think about taking another test soon!
Any advice would be a massive help, thanks 🙏🏻

Emily I'm sorry for your troubles but we're just kidding around here and have nothing sensible to offer you.

If you'd like to stick around for fun to distract yourself you're very welcome. But we're completely useless.

I think double portions of berries may have been too bold a move. I've got a case of grumble tums and three liquid shits so far today.i won't be defeated though and have my porridge and berries (first breakfast) cooling as we speak.

Thigh I read that earlier and half smiled half winced that this thread might be mistaken for a bona fide advice centre staffed by professionals!

Emilypatriciaxox you might find more lucid responses on another board on here? Ask MN if you're not sure. Thigh is trained in professional flippancy and quackery.

Emily I would count from your miscarriage but expect that it could well be early or late this month whilst your body sorts itself out. Good luck with TTC.

We do give real advice sometimes Frown and were noticeably kinder and less judgemental than lots of threads on here!

I quite like being friends.

Thank Thigh for that! An arse update in the nick of time!

(Was getting concerned)