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Hello - this is the advice clinic, please come in. We are a team of untrained but experienced kindly Agony Aunts. There's no judgement here, even if you are a filthy, drunken old slag.

Mummys get blamed for everything, snot fair, where's de daddies in all dis serial killer nonsense.

I wonder if any of you have produced a serial killer.

I might have done but it wasn't my fault.

It's not even my fault that I'm one, it's just the genetic lottery at play!

Mmmm. Possible. I don’t think under 10s are serial killers but the Dark Lord has potential.

Nonsense he's into world domination not serial killing.

You can comfort yourself with that Proj.

Where's this @DogHairEverywhere? She sounds like my kinda chick if she's a filthy, drunken old slag.

Miles more interesting than fuckboy.

Fuck all on telly tonight, anything interesting on Netflix or Amazon?

Dog is probably too drunk to type, she'll sober up at some stage.

Where's that slag Cat?

Yeah not seen Dog for a bit now, must be on a bender!

Just been watching series 5 of Peaky Blinders. Might have a bath. It's all go!

Here, Thigh!

@thighofrelief101 Good Omens on Prime?

My child placed a ladybird inside his toy car and kept it prisoner today. I worked very hard to convince him that was not nice and ladybird wanted to go home. Eventually he relented. I am doing my best not to raise a serial killer. However my main fear was that David Attenborough might come and make a citizen's arrest at any moment.

Well, everybody knows ladybirds are complete bastards.

I seriously worried at one point that I was raising a serial killer, but in the end, but in the end, but due to the therapy we got the now adult is probably more mentally stable than I am. not that that's hard.

ye gods you people talk, no way am I reading 9 pages of chat since I stopped in last week.

My mum said I'm too moronic to be dangerous. She was laughing but not joking. I told her she was too mean to ever die, she agreed.

Hic!

Ladybirds are absolutely not bastards

Turkeys are bastards

Turkeys are absolutely bastards, as are chickens and ravens .

Ha ha in aibu a woman wept real tears because someone put coke in their baby's bottle. I'd draw the line at crack on the dummy, too expensive.

Cat are you an Enemy of the State? Are you ashamed to be a Thighlander? Are you ashamed of us, of ME?

WHERE ARE YOU!?

IT'S NOT US, IT'S YOU, WHERE ARE YOU?

MrsCat stop pissing around and come home! it look shit there in any case!