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Do you have problems? Would you like to hear solutions?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/05/2019 22:42

Hello - this is the advice clinic, please come in. We are a team of untrained but experienced kindly Agony Aunts. There's no judgement here, even if you are a filthy, drunken old slag.

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MrsCatE · 31/05/2019 18:11

Pooter I have swathes of Fuckboys to keep my beaches clean and topiary trimmed (fnarr, fnarr, Snigger in best VIZ stylie).

TTT's skills and shizz would be welcome here but I think I've gone into full Megalomania mode with associated paranoia.

I KNOW you Thighlanders want my realm. I shall never surrender!

Bwahahahaaaa!!!!

DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 18:13

Hello Frown is she in our hospital? Have we been at the rum supply in the toilet again?

I've no recollection but I'm sure it took place!

Yes to stalking MrsCat let's break out and find her!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/05/2019 18:14

Oh hi Cat which side of the hemisphere are you on

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DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 18:15

MrsCat !!

Come home immediately, I know just the hospital for you!

In fact it's full of us!

MrsCatE · 31/05/2019 18:15
DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 18:20

There there MrsCat shall I send the magic carpet of pubes to bring you to hospital?

BastardCatv1.0 can visit!

CarolinePooter · 31/05/2019 18:25

mrscat DON'T WORRY those men in white coats are really Fuckboys in disguise. They are taking you on a trip, DON'T WORRY. dangly has organised a surprise party, your pussy is fine.

BastardCatisCrying · 31/05/2019 18:28

Oh Mummy, I love you so much but I miss you. Why did you leave me? Don't you love me? Please tell me where you are.

DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 18:57

BastardCat don't worry, we will be retrieving your mother soon. She will then be joining me in incarceration and you will be sent a flying pubic vehicle upon which to come and visit.

Ps Thigh is that you?

BastardCatisCrying · 31/05/2019 19:05

Oh but how will you collect her when she won't reveal her location? Yowls in agony.......I'm injured........bleeding......gasp

DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 19:07

The carpet never fails BC !

Except that one time ...

DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 19:08

MrsCat please reveal your location. Poor BastardCat is crying !!!

BastardCatisCrying · 31/05/2019 19:10

NOBODY LOVES ME

TopiaryTractorTart · 31/05/2019 19:13

Oh BastardCat you look so hungry and sad. Did someone leave you while they went off to some lovely island somewhere ? I'm sure no cat could take your place little one

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/05/2019 19:16

DT Most Evil tonight at 10 on Quest Red.

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DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 19:21

Thigh onnit like a car bonnet!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/05/2019 19:23

Have you seen Hannibal? I presume so but if not is going to start being shown on normal TV. What did you think of the TB movie? I thought it was a bit meh.

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DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 19:33

Yes I've seen H and yes I must admit I was exited over the hype for 'Extremely Vile, Shocking and Whatever It Said etc' but I saw a better documentary than that on TB a few months ago!

There was a good thing on Dahmer too showing his childhood and when he went strange!

MrsCatE · 31/05/2019 19:54

BastardCatIsCrying. Come to mummy, pussy poo; you've tasted my blood many times and better than any tracker dog / Blood Hound. Come, find Mummy! Lots of tasty human parts, promise! Xxxxxx

DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 21:33

MrsCat Shh! Hang fire! The magical pubic vehicle is on it's way!

DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 22:07

Thigh Got it on! Fucking shoes?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/05/2019 22:12

I know they're fucking nuts. Still we have to watch something till season 2 Mindhunter innit.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/05/2019 22:12

JD is really not a good zombie maker.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/05/2019 22:16

It's always mothers and wanking isn't it with these serial killers.

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DanglyTassles · 31/05/2019 22:25

I know! What's with the mummy shit??