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Hello - this is the advice clinic, please come in. We are a team of untrained but experienced kindly Agony Aunts. There's no judgement here, even if you are a filthy, drunken old slag.

Just out of interest what are the other 53% made up of Thigh ? If people are more accepting of the 53% percentage of you, then the 47% has a strong case for raising a tribunal.

Well I have about fifty billion relatives of DP there who would be sure to give us a cup of tea and some cake even if we don't want it. Let's go! I'm quite sure Cat isn't there on account of the no rain.

Ah, der is a tale der you see. Bote my grandmother and great grandmother were enormous whores and must a done it wit passing Oirish. The other 53% is Scottish.

There was a lot of Irish who came to work the harvest you see and the village girls would kiss their blarney cocks.

We have a long and proud history of slaggery in the family

You must feel very proud Thigh. Your grandmother and great grandmother had good taste, the Irish are by far the sexiest of any men I ever had. But french women well...

All Irish on my Dad's side. Mum had an Irish grandma, so I'm more Irish than not...with the corpse-like pallor to match! I will blend in nicely çome the ZA!

Great grandma on Mum's side was born in Nova Scotia to an immigrant family who'd left Ireland after the potato famine. She greatly upset her family by running off with an English "redcoat", and spent the rest of her life in England.

Gosh thigh that's interesting about the chimera.

Also half Irish here. Complete with the deathly pallor.

And food proffering relatives.

@DanglyTassles yes we're gay sunbeams at a distance! oh this is is the height of bonkers romantic

lido yes! With very contrasting dark hair and eyebrows.

Family history is so interesting, no silver spoons in my family! Common as muck, but good peasant stock....and would give you the coat off their back ;-)

Yes! Although rapidly greying in my case!

Free highlights ;-)

No interlopers here. This WAS the last lot. How very dare they set foot on any inch of my realm. In the absence of BastardCatv1.0 I set a pack of ravening Fuckboys on them and sent them on their way. Pity about absent BastardCatv1.0, he does to love to tear into fresh human meat.

Mauritius?

Sri Lanka ?

We are going to Ireland now Cat ! because you won't tell us where you are! seemingly most of us are Irish anyway so it will do us good to check in at the Emerald Isle. Personally I am 1/8 Irish on account of an Irish great grandparent and my offspring are more Irish than English due to the lovely Irish daddy.

I reverse kidnapped myself and conquered this island three weeks ago. Its mine I tell YOU, MINE . However, bit scared to call it MrsCat Land because that would invite Thigh's wrath.

See you in Ireland!!

But mrscat you will need TTT and her tractor to keep your beach looking pristine! Failing that, we should definitely all go to Ireland and be sociable though not by Visiting each other of course! Maybe we could find a lovely castle for project to buy, with room for all.

Gosh we are all pretty Irish, aren't we? Maybe that's why we've ended up in Chat !!

Yep 99.2% Irish, 0.8% Viking

I'm 1/8th Scottish but I don't speak it.

Dh is partially Irish but you can't tell!

Are we all here? I've not seen Dog for a bit, where are you?

Or was I drunk when she was last here?

You both were, so mistook each other for cocktail umbrellas

Oooh Cat is really goating me now. Even though we don't do visiting I really want to visit her and have a swing in her hammock (euphemism). Seychelles? She said it was upside down but that doesn't make sense cos is nearly June here.