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[pineapplebryanbrown]

Hello - this is the advice clinic, please come in. We are a team of untrained but experienced kindly Agony Aunts. There's no judgement here, even if you are a filthy, drunken old slag.

May go island hopping - plundering and conquering new swathes of Fuckboys. This place is almost out of gin however, limitless rum.

Battenburg on a good day, Caroline.

@TopiaryTractorTart

To properly fool the censors you should create it as a location on Google maps first. No swears or sexual content as that would set off the alarm. Once it's been accepted on Google you have the foundational evidence that Thighland is a real place. No court in the land could deny what is on Google IS REAL.

Where shall we locate Thighland? Somewhere in the UK?

Preggo I had it in Choluteca in Honduras for no reason. I was almost there but I couldn't tick the box to confirm it was an actual place!
I got told off by Mumsnet last week and don't want to be told off by trip advisor too!

Stonehenge?

I think it should be in Hull

A lovely island somewhere.

Yes agree with island! Islands are so Thigh

(Sorry I forgot about my death then)

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(In my spiritual state I hovered above work today)

(It made me want to puke)

(I am going to have a word with the Big Man)

(A meeting has been scheduled )

(We need a new world order and I am going to run for President of the Dead)

(Then hopefully we will have the powers we need to pull strings from the other side)

I wonder if it was in one of our actual houses that would be the ultimate irrefutability?! Obviously impractical though and possibly dangerous.

DT - let me know if you get bored of death and or brackets...I've got a quantum hall probe here and I can shock you back to life from anywhere in the known universe

( M3 that is most kind thank you! i shall await the verdict of the Big Man first before I make any rash decisions about my living status)

(If he can meet me on terms I'm staying here to rule the world from above)

(If not I would wish to be probed back to life, despite any science honeyz objections, I think it would have at least a placebo role in bringing about my revival)

(Many thanks)

Why can't TripAdvisor Thighland be one of my islands (see previous pics)!

They would be ideal; loads of local Fuckboys gathering plastic sheeting on the beaches and I haven't started murdering yet! Everyone shit scared of me anyway and haven't even got BastardCat! I am training up BastardCatv2.0 though.

Trainee BastardCatv2.0 'ninjaing' over semi urban jungle. Local Fuckboys very happy at introduction of clothes horse; used to dry washing wandering around with outstretched arms - just like ones at home! Poor old Fuckboy Gary could never understand the concept. RIP Gary (may have omitted small detail re not murdering yet. He started it).

MrsCat are you coming home ever? I wouldn't blame you if you weren't.

We need to be careful those QCP prongs) or wherever they're called) don't fall into the wrong hands. We don't want anyone undoing all our good murdering.

(Long story short, Ok so, God said that because I am a whore (no judgement) that I am not in position to be dictating terms and conditions to himself and was not going to be offering me any sort of position in office)

(Then he was umming and ahhing about what to do with me next since I was becoming a bit of a bother to him)

(I told him that before I'd asked for the meeting with Himself, i'd lined up Lucifer as my next shag so maybe I should just go and do that?)

(He said he was just tempted to just spew me back to Earth to teach me a lesson in like fuck-knows-what was like blah blah blah ...)

(So anyway he gave up with me, and therefore I'm still ghost in limbo, so M3 can I use your probe thingy for my resuscitation?)

(Tbh was better in the looney bin, fuck this for a rest!)

DT 10pm tonight - Murder by the Book: Joseph Wambaugh!!!! Trust me.

(Ok hopefully I'll be back to life by then if M3 comes through!)

(What channel?)

What about a little visited island like....Pitcairn? Where the Bounty Mutineers lived out their murderous days.

They kidnapped some Tahitians which we can totally do too.

True Crime obvs.

(Oh yes! Dennis Nilsen on at 9 pm)

(MrsCat can I please borrow either BastardCat or BastardCatv2.0 to scratch the fuck out of the person from my old living work for saying shit about me!! I can hear them now, calling ME lazy, but I don't know how to haunt them properly yet! Being dead needs learned skillz for fully blown poltergeist shizz!)

DT LAZY?! Show them the amount of typing n shizz you do in Thighland. You must be too exhausted too work.