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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
MindyMoonstone · 25/05/2019 18:41

Keep it up and I will see you later Blush😂

Mummyoflittledragon · 25/05/2019 18:42

Kill them for you to do a good thing for yourself and then blaming them on the same thing

Ok just proving I’m not planning a murder Wink

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 18:43

Longer trips to the park get some naice lunch with my emotional outburst.

OP posts:
tartandreams · 25/05/2019 18:46

My address was in my car and she got a car Hmm

RagingWhoreBag · 25/05/2019 18:47

Longer trips to the park get some naice lunch with my emotional outburst Einstein, your autocorrect speaks MN?!

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 18:49

It does indeed raging! 😂

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JollyGiraffe · 25/05/2019 18:50

Just a few strides in the morning to be good then yes but not iv I was working friday night so just went up on sunday night

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 18:50

I've obviously overused naice. Blush

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JollyGiraffe · 25/05/2019 18:51

Egg and a bit of a shambles and will be very tired from the mammoth session on Tues too eg legs and a half marathon and ran one in the freezer for a while

peasando · 25/05/2019 18:53

Not a bad day to go down the road but I'm going on to a dinner with you tomorrow morning because I'm not sure what I can have to say that I'm sorry

tinkering · 25/05/2019 18:54

Oh honey you can get me some more black rose and I can have a baby

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 18:57

Perhaps we could have a good idea for the other hand if you are interested in your life.

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JustHereforHarriet · 25/05/2019 18:57

Please could I do get a Twitter in a couple days or two hours of Christmas party for tomorrow?

federationrep · 25/05/2019 18:58

Remember to get your own gift from the family friends that we have

federationrep · 25/05/2019 19:00

My Q had my name in so I skipped to R. Sorry

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 19:05

No worries @federationrep. It doesn't really matter tbh, the only reason that I suggested doing the alphabet was so that we get a varying mixture of gobbledegook. Smile

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inchoccyheaven · 25/05/2019 19:05

S and then they send invoice so will try that at lunch time xxx

Original poster
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 19:06

Still waiting for your help in any case we could have done the world cup of coffee with her husband.

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dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 19:07

There are other options available off the shelf and then it can take up to a year to get a small amount of time

VeniVidiViciTwice · 25/05/2019 19:08

T hub is a very good place to work and I have a crease when I wake up with a stinking headache and a bottle of very naice champagne in the morning

Bacardi101 · 25/05/2019 19:11

And I’m going bbe I have a cuppa tea with you tomorrow morning I wanna is your birthday lovely 🙈

Coffeeonthesofa · 25/05/2019 19:11

Up for the day I have to go get to the gym tomorrow morning.

(Very odd I don’t go to a gym?)

Redact · 25/05/2019 19:14

Very nice place and good coffee good food and good beer

Youwanapizzame · 25/05/2019 19:17

We are the only people in this morning

Ceebs85 · 25/05/2019 19:21

Yeah and I have to leave you either as we are away for the weekend