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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 17:32

National geographic channel no not really anything else that's important for us until the end of May.

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MissDai5y · 25/05/2019 17:44

Ghost of a bit more appropriate to get the bus stop at work yesterday so I'll transfer it now while we go out for a little bit when we got back but I can't find it

MadisonAvenue · 25/05/2019 17:49

O line is the same as it was the first one person was told me about the last time

witchy89 · 25/05/2019 17:50

Probably the first week I wanna now I'm gonna.

BambooBoobam · 25/05/2019 17:50

Please let us get the back to you tomorrow please thanks for your email thanks for your time thanks joe thanks for your email thanks again thanks so sorry for your email

BearSoFair · 25/05/2019 17:56

Quite a mix of the greatest scenes from any show

AwkwardSquad · 25/05/2019 17:56

Wonderful food and excellent service from the staff

AwkwardSquad · 25/05/2019 17:57

My predictive text clearly leads a more interesting life than I do...

Frokoko · 25/05/2019 17:59

YOU are in the car with u but it is saying BNPL is he due in court on Wednesday night with the same type of trousers
Erm ok???

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 18:08

Zumba classes in this daily basis I will send it back to me like a great birthday present.

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RosePeel · 25/05/2019 18:19

Antagonist is my day for the next meeting and then I’ll try and get them done

dementedpixie · 25/05/2019 18:21

But the press release has been misplaced by the news that the government has made it to the sink

tinkering · 25/05/2019 18:22

Can you tell him what you gotta do and what he is really going to do

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 18:25

Dear sir please find attached my updated Christmas carol thread to Google online again.

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peasando · 25/05/2019 18:30

Even if you have had any problems I think I might be a better idea

photoframe19 · 25/05/2019 18:30

For the first day of my week old and then went to the gym

Diemme · 25/05/2019 18:32

Facebook is the best outcome of the meeting of the timeshare and the press reports detailing the harmful effects of mobile phones

RosePeel · 25/05/2019 18:32

Gather up your own ideas and see what they can offer to help us out in order to be able to work on the project for the building of our house

Kneehighinshit · 25/05/2019 18:35

First to bring is his name and password to access your kids in return I think the best of thanks for your email

faintbfp · 25/05/2019 18:35

Hey I'm good thankyou was your birthday and today so sorry about your not going at the end

Mummyoflittledragon · 25/05/2019 18:36

I think you need a lot of fun with me too soon

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 18:39

Join date sassy girl pants full of beans but keeps asking for advice on this device

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ColdTattyWaitingForSummer · 25/05/2019 18:39

Just got to work with the boys today I have had some good luck today I love them and they are really encouraged and to have them all over them.

peasando · 25/05/2019 18:41

Know how it is but the other day it was so hard to tell you what you did

MumInTheCity · 25/05/2019 18:41

Lovely to be able for the day to be happy and to come to the meeting with my family