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Original poster

What fashion fuckery is this??

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FrozenYogurt · 18/05/2019 21:01

Looking for a new swimsuit for my holiday and came across this beaut...

https://m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/clothing-427/swimwear-beachwear-3163078/orange-swimsuit-by-jaded-london-8540880?dual-run=topshop.com&geoip=noredirect&cmpid=soc ppfb ukkfacebooktagging&istCompanyId=38aa0d7f-6514-4cb3-bbdc-df0d32d48b7f&istFeedId=5c1576b8-41f2-4da9-8a8e-e05debeb828d&istItemId=wqqitxtit&istBid=tztx

OP posts:

itbemay1 · 18/05/2019 21:03

Jeeezzzzz it's like s mankini. My flaps would fall out of that!

Rubytinsleslippers · 18/05/2019 21:03

That, my friend, is what is called " fugly'. They would have to pay me a shit tonne of money to wear that...

averylongtimeago · 18/05/2019 21:04

Where is the rest of it?

SpeedyBojangles · 18/05/2019 21:04

Even the model looks horrendous in that.

Peachesandcream14 · 18/05/2019 21:04

That is a deeply unflattering costume. Just looks like an extreme wedgie from both sides

MrsBertBibby · 18/05/2019 21:04

Good Lord, think of the waxing!

That's no use for being in the pool with kids, is it?

MedalMedalMedal · 18/05/2019 21:04

Omg she looks like she’s had a wedgie wearing giant orange themed pants.

ILoveMaxiBondi · 18/05/2019 21:05

That woman’s face says it all. It is not comfortable

Original poster

FrozenYogurt · 18/05/2019 21:05

it's one lunge away from total flap slip...

OP posts:

ICE50 · 18/05/2019 21:05

Horrific!!

Gottoloveabagel · 18/05/2019 21:11

It looks photoshopped on!!!

britnay · 18/05/2019 21:13

Well my molehills would never manage to keep that up :S

FiremanKing · 18/05/2019 21:13

I love high legs in bikini’s but that’s just too much and the top half just looks like you’d be hoiking it up all the time.

ReginaGeorgeous · 18/05/2019 21:15

Yeast infection waiting to happen.

Mammajay · 18/05/2019 21:16

Oh I wish I had the technical skill to forward that photo to my friend.. it is hilarious!

mawof3soontobe · 18/05/2019 21:16

That's nothing, look at these from oh polly on Instagram!!

CaptainBrickbeard · 18/05/2019 21:16

The photos look really badly photoshopped. What happens when someone wearing one of those sits down or walks or does anything other than stand dead still in a hip-jutting pose? It doesn’t bear thinking about.

JellycatElfie · 18/05/2019 21:18

The model looks horrific..

Jon65 · 18/05/2019 21:21

Ugh

S1naidSucks · 18/05/2019 21:22

But.....but....where would I tuck my fat. My stomach would end up looking like a giant fanny with that stretched up the middle!

PatchworkElmer · 18/05/2019 21:22

HOWLING 😂😂😂

KarenTheCashRegister · 18/05/2019 21:23

Oh dear god.

Likethebattle · 18/05/2019 21:23

A full Hollywood would be needed and you couldn’t exactly walk from apartment to pool/beach without it wedging itself somewhere uncomfortable.

Bobbybobbins · 18/05/2019 21:24

OMFG my eyes!!!!

picklemepopcorn · 18/05/2019 21:27

The print makes it even worse, if such a thing is possible. It sort of draws the eye around it it in horror.

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