What fashion fuckery is this??

[FrozenYogurt]

Looking for a new swimsuit for my holiday and came across this beaut...

https://m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/clothing-427/swimwear-beachwear-3163078/orange-swimsuit-by-jaded-london-8540880?dual-run=topshop.com&geoip=noredirect&cmpid=socppfbukkfacebooktagging&istCompanyId=38aa0d7f-6514-4cb3-bbdc-df0d32d48b7f&istFeedId=5c1576b8-41f2-4da9-8a8e-e05debeb828d&istItemId=wqqitxtit&istBid=tztx

It looks like she's wearing a slice of pizza

Wonder what the difference is between a size 10 and a size 14?

(Bugger, they dont do it in a 20) :-)

That’s not a swimming costume. That’s fanny floss

Where do you put your boobs?!

"High leg design."

You don't say!

Dear goodness. No.

"High legged design" indeed

Is it just me who thinks that this is the only swimming costume I’ve ever seen where the model would look less exposed if she was actually naked.

Jesus there is literally no one who could make that look good.

Jessbow
I was also gutted to see it isn’t in my size. lovely.

Gosh I don’t know how they’ve even managed to make a young woman with a trim figure awful. 🤢

The model looks horrific as it outlines all her bones. It might look better on a curvier lass.
There is a whole fetish thing around micro bikinis and bikinis that are designed to be see thro when wet. It is pretty grim.

Dear God - even the model has fanny rash! 😂

From behind its even worse. The model is beautiful - why did they do this to her!

Oh. My. God.

That back view tho. Her arse looks looooooong.

It's horrific.

Have they contoured those bones where her hips should be?

It is so ugly & makes the models arse look really long.

Pha hahaha!
I have also been looking for swimsuits, I'm going boyleg retro styling (hopefully) but I've been surprised with some of the cameltoe displays I've seen!

That made my eyes bleed.

And that last picture where she’s hoiking it up because it’s too short in the body.... bless her!

Thanks I hate it

FlIpping hell, had to hide the screen from my kids! What did I just see?!

where do you tuck your flaps? seriously, my fanny would eat that.

I'm going to be pursued across the internet by this now, aren't I?

It looks like a Victorian torture device... that shit would cut me in half!

(I liked PP comparison to a slice of pizza).

I'm thinking of getting this one for my hols to Turkey next week, is too much for my 50 year old body though! 🤣