I'm really not a very nice person

[notaniceperson71]

So on the surface I am a very nice person, respectable middle-aged lady - kind to everyone, the only person at work to hold the door open for the cleaners, judge people that are rude to waiting staff etc etc

But internally I really am not a very nice person and think the most awful things, I openly admit that most of these are jealousy so not a very nice trait I know for example:-

My close friend's DH has just lost his job, I am being supportive but in reality I am secretly pleased, they might have to downsize from their five bed detached house and cut back on their multiple luxury holidays.

I have a crush on a married colleague (I am also married) and if I had the opportunity to shag him with 100% assurances that no one would ever find out then I would!

One of the ladies in our friendship group has recently started to gain wait and is not ageing well (she was always the slim, pretty one) this pleases me.

I love it when my colleague makes mistakes at work, it makes me look good.

My cat shits in next door's garden, I actively encourage this.

Is anyone else secretly evil or am I just a cunt in disguise?

This is hilarious! Obviously meant to be lighthearted so give OP a break!!

Why on earth would you be happy that someone has lost their job?
I can understand feeling glad if it is a someone who has wronged you but to feel the way you do about your friends!

@CarolDanvers

No I’m not talking shite I’m just pointing out the full logic of what OP is saying so you can go and stuff that where the sun don’t shine my lovely!

God knows how anyone can accuse me of being the nasty one here

Anyway by OPs logic what I’ve written isn’t harmful and doesn’t count as theyre only thoughts right...

I have an internal voice that says really horrible stuff at moments when I'm least expecting it and makes me feel awful. I also have a more conscious mind that is nice about people and events and tells off the nasty voice for being horrific. A bit like the angel and devil on Bugs Bunny's shoulders. It's very busy in my head sometimes .

Is that the sort of thing some people mean, or do I need to see a professional?

I love this, I think we all have feelings like that we can't control. As long as u can keep the thoughts to your self and still be nice and supportive to people then it doesn't matter!

I can very easily accuse you of being nasty. You gave so much to work with. Look at the language you're using, your turn of phrase, how you refer to your "friend" who has rattled through a few husbands already, your talk of insipid lives and cowardice and causing cancer (WTAF?!). If you weren't incredibly nasty yourself you wouldn't have it in you to drub and attack the OP, someone you don't even know personally, as you have. That's a real well of viciousness you have to draw on there. You won't see it though, people like you never do. At least OP is honest and self aware. A lot more than can be said for you and your ilk on this thread.

Oh and you do understand the difference between thinking and saying don't you. OP thinks but doesn't share with the people who would be hurt, she shared here with strangers and attacked no one personally. You thought it and then you said it to the OP. See the difference?

Lol @CarolDanvers are you the OP in disguise?

Did I strike a nerve?

Funny how people never like the same medicine back - it’s bitter to swallow isn’t it

Begone with your hypocrisy

I don’t suffer hypocrites and never will

You are ridiculous

I really judge you for the cast thing. It is an active act of nastiness. I wouldn't do that. The rest you not really acting or causing anything

@Sofagirl I think @CarolDanvers is actually the op!She seems very touchy about your opinion!!! Hehehehehe

You know cat shit causes blindness and all kinds of diseases especially in pregnant women

“toxoplasmosis - the disease in humans - can cause serious complications in people with weakened immune systems, such as those with HIV and cancer.

And in pregnant women it can result in the baby being born blind or with brain damage. Three babies in every 100,000 are born with the condition in the UK.”

You are vile OP

Vile vile vile

A lot of nastiness from people who are accusing the OP of the very same thing, eh?

We're all nasty. We're all nice. Those of us who aren't ever nasty are lying, or repressing it.

Please do report sock puppeting if you think it's going on

@notaniceperson71

Don’t worry I would never say it to your face!

I’m actually a really nice person in real life...

I even hold doors open for cleaners and janitors!

Go and have a lie down sofagirl. You seem to be losing the plot somewhat.

@CarolDanvers

Now now Carol no need to be like that.

Surely actively encouraging your cat to shit at your neighbours and the deplorable disease it carries with it is nothing to be applauded at?

It’s disgraceful and disgusting

@Sofagirl

Yeah but you did say it - its in black and white for everyone to see.

Vile person

I think that’s really sad, sorry. It isn’t good for you to be like this.
We all have these thoughts sometimes, and indeed, it’s what you do with them, but to actively encourage them is unhealthy.
Roald Dahl said this, and it’s true.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

Sofagirl - You do see that you're doing the same thing, don't you? Not being very nice, that is.

I’m not the one encouraging my cat to shit in my neighbours garden and spreading potential toxoplasmosis

Get your priorities straight

You people make me sick. I can just imagine a poor baby going blind because of this

Well considering my neighbours are in their sixties and I've never seen a baby visit them then it's highly unlikely - you are being ridiculous.

I frequently think these things and have to appeal to my 'What would Auntie Eileen think' to get back on track.

I've these horrible cousins. They are so bitter and twisted and have wished all sorts of badness on me. They love nothing more than to see me down on my luck. In return, being the gracious recipient of their concern that I am, I love it when they fall foul of the law or whatever else.

I don't think anyone would ever guess what bitter thoughts I harbour, but if you shit on me, I'm going to be delighted when someone shits on you - bitch.

When I'm doing really well in life, these particular cousins will try to destroy my confidence in any way they can - things like saying 'She probably only got the job by sleeping her way to the top' etc.

They're the most bitter bastards I've ever come across. So when one of them fails at something, in my head I'm going 'na na na naa na'.

I understand you op.

Don't step on my toes, and I won't gleefully enjoy watching you fall headfirst into a pile of shit.

You (and me) are normal. Everyone else is pretending 😉