Most boring film you've ever seen?

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I'm watching On Chesil Beach and I can't remember the last time I watched a film this dull. Only sticking with it to see how they do the, ahem, early arrival part. Thinking about it the book was fairly shite too.

What's the most boring film you've ever seen so I can avoid nights like this

Not sure the name but it was a film about a man and woman stranded in the ocean, 25 mins in they were still treading water..

It has to be a toss up between Titanic and Saving Private Ryan. I think perhaps Titanic wins by a short head.

Even if you arnt interested in the subject matter, not sure how you can at all find Memphis Belle boring?

Thin Red Line
also The English Patient.

I have never watched any of these films as I knew they wouldn’t be my type of film.

However Ds had to watch a particular Batman film and Rabbit Proof Fence for GCSEs

We sat through them wondering when they were going to end.

Why do they have such boring films and books for GCSEs

Titanic
A River Runs Through It
The English Patient

Titanic.....terrible; not a patch on A Night to Remember.

One of the Iron Man movies followed closely by Chris Nolan's bloated Batman. Mother of God, intolerable.

Aloha, ft Bradley cooper and Emma stone. Heard great things, so boring. I don’t think anything happened in the whole film, DH slept through the majority of it.

Lord of the rings

@LittleCandle Really? They are 2 of my most favourite films 😂

Oh yes LOTR, I walked out of one of them.

Rounders with Matt Damon.

Raiders of the Lost Arc. The outcome would have been the same even if Indiana Jones had never existed.

The Talented Mr Ripley, Gosford Park

La La Land.
I love musicals but that film bored me witless.

Cloud Atlas 😴

Eyes wide shut and Sideways.

And The Hole.

It takes a hell of a lot for me to dislike a film because I'm a total movie buff.

Into the Woods. Fell asleep. Went with my DC who will watch anything and even they said it was the worst film ever.

Wow, you all seem to have the opposite film taste to me. The English Patient is hands down one of my favourites. It's moody and atmospheric with great cinematography. The characters are interesting and exotic. There is a mystery unfolding with each scene.

The Talented Mister Ripley is similar (and possibly derivative in an odd way).

Lost in Translation is another one I find interesting and actually quite amusing.

I can see how each of these are slightly slow, but I am amazed they are at the bottom of some people's lists!

@FissionChips was that Open Water? Scuba diving horror film? It was pretty tedious 😅

The lobster.

Although a boy took me on a date to see tinker tailor soldier spy when I was in my early teens and I fell asleep it was very dull to me back then!

Phantom Thread
Into the Woods
Fantastic Beasts 2

The one with Tom Hardy bothering on about concrete in a car. WTF?

Yy to Benjamin Button. Also couldn’t get past the first 10 minutes of the Revenant.

Tried to watch the Hateful Eight but it was just gratuitous swearing so turned that off too

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

2hr 13min of torture by boredom it was painful

LaLa Land pretentious twaddle could have been so much more interesting

I love The Talented Me Ripley