Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

Shaun Bjorn did not die in GOT.

Oh Lad I was going to suggest Dereks but I reconsidered as he's only young.

Pooter totally agree with Sean/Shaun. I think Sion should be exempt too.

But Shawn is frightful.

But there is Shaun the Sheep to think about. Especially with thigh in Wales.

But Shaun is doomed anyway, being livestock. (harsh)

No just realised I didn't answer our question, I'm nowhere near Swansea whatsoever and it would be a long way with the tractor but I'd do it for thighland

Oh yes kill all the Shaun's then

Ok except Shaun the sheep and one I'm related to by marriage! I forgot his but he's alright I'll fill out a form for him!

Other Shauns can watch out! I have a butternut squash and I'm not afraid to use it!

I think swedes (the vegetable not the people) would make excellent murdering fools. And turnips.

I too am an excellent murdering fool noway.

Ian's ( ex who slept with a mate) Dawn ( dreadful but she's passes away already). Please can we exterminate those called Trish? ( nasty nasty 2nd wife of my dad).
don't need the illuminati to terminate her, we are the illuminati

Don't forget I am the zombie apocalypse

Ians

Kill, kill, killllll

Oh and Leo who said I was a 7 out of 10 in 1984

Oh and MIL who in 1999 after my second baby made me go shopping with her and loudly asked " have you got this in a size 6?" Every 5 mins

And Philip my awful boss in 2005 who mused " I bet you spend yourweek end looking after your children"

Fuck them right up in the eyeball.

I’ve had one sip of wine and now I want to break everyone.

SKULLFUCK them to death.

Yess fuck them in the eyeball 'skull' them all is what i've aways said!

naked I know you are the ZA and very attractive you are too in that position, if I may say, however I feel, every little helps in an Apocalypse sitch (which could always be subject to error therefore leaving survivors who are not Thigh) So thinking the Thigh illuminati can back you up and together conquer the world with you!

I'm going to second Derek. Had one who complained my tits were too big. Fuck that noise, funny how they always save the complaints until after they've had their shandies innit. Cunt, i didn't even remember to tell him that his knob was really nowt to crow about.

Speaking of which - i heard a cockerel in the valley! Feathered one.

Oh thigh how can tits be too big? Unless you are falling over of course in which case you'd know yourself it was inconvenient!

Tits too big. Whaaatt?

Total dingo's kidneys!

Not your tits obvs

dingo's kidneys are likely quite small

Darrens.
One ripped me off by pretending to be a plumber and the other, during my midlife crisis in between snax and money providing poisoners, said my experimental, newly shaved fanny looked like a chicken kebab.