Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

Someone once told me to use tomato ketchup to get fox poo off a dog, they dressed this up with 'science talk' about the acidity in the vinegar and tomatoes and the sugar in the ketchup...it was all lies, dog smelt of fox poo and vinegar afterwards - it was not an improvement.

Dog you're right, we are actually good at problem solving. We're also kind and unshockable. We're just refugees really, seeking asylum from the hell that is the rest of MN and IRL.

Fucking Margaret the Hot Tub Obsessive texted to ask if she could come at 8pm tonight rather than 6pm. Just when I had carefully arranged to be out. So I used a MN phrase "I'm afraid that doesn't work for me" and she came at 6pm instead - while I was out. I put a smiley face emoji at the end of the text to pretend not to be a cunt and she came back with a winky one. Bit sexually aggressive of her but what can you do.

I often have to reign back on other threads where i want to answer in a thighland like manner. Perhaps we need to go out and spread the word, but we've had no luck so far recruiting in this way, i remember fondly, was it Dangly, shouting 'oi cunt come and join us in thighland' or something similar, but they never did (sad face).

Dog yes I heard that bullshit too about ketchup and fox shit. No, what you do is bath them in the bath using a lot of dog shampoo and if they still stink (which they will) you have to resort to dog perfume. It's a disgusting concept but needs must when the devil drives. Drives or rides??

I'm scanning the aibu board to see if Margaret starts a thread along the lines of someone has cooked my lambz in the complementary hot tub.

Also - some pop in and enjoy themselves and then fuck off again. I spot them on other threads and think - how are you still alive? Speaking of which where's LadAlive? I like her - she speaks only in rhyme.

I don't care as long as she spells complementary correctly. I've yet to meet a polite hot tub. I once stayed in a hotel with complimentary elephant rides.

I hope i didnt scare Lad away when i stole her username. That megalomania really took hold, i still squirm pleasurably when i think of it.

Don't squirm too pleasurably on the bus - you get arrested for that kind of filth these days.

Oh I didn't know you were Lad when we all went crazy for megalomania Dog, I did know you were me but only when you told me you were!

Perhaps we'd be more attractive to newcomers if we rebranded ourselves?

How about: We Are The Cunts of Cuntly Dell.

I loved the megalomania. Gave me a real insight into how dictators get carried away.

I think Dog likes to troll us with these spelling errors, Thigh, she did it earlier with isle (aisle), but I have to point out that it’s a complimentary hot tub that would be polite,

I suppose hot tubs generally are complementary to the Thighland lifestyle.

I think it was me who did the cunt summoning. I like to think she just has her @ notifications switched off.

I think our brand is strong. We just need to lay it out. Including our problem solving skillz because we might catch a new wave of problems.

You’re right, we are non judgemental and kind and exceptionally violent.

And we’re not pedants, we have fun with mistakes.

I just saw a post on another thread with the phrase ‘viscous circle’. I wish it had been on here. Which reminds me Thigh, hows your arse? Also why does she want to inspect the hot tub? Does she think your terrified dogs have been swimming in it?

Do you actually use the sex party bath thigh? ?

We are good at solving problems though! Thighland solved all my life issues!

We offer the soothing balm of caring people who couldn't give a fuck.

I think we are indeed a 'viscous circle'.

We need one of those annoying adverts that flash up all over threads and at the top of the screen, the bottom of the screen, the side of the screen.

Why did Margaret need to look at the hot tub?

If we do rebrand, can I be the first to suggest An Opportunity For Every Boy. Cryptic, yet sinister.

Or does it make us sound like peados? Hm. An Opportunity For Every Cock.

Also not true. An Opportunity For Some Cock If We're In The Mood?

You didn’t unleash your viscous circle on the hot tub Thigh?

I've had 7 mini rolls and gin for my dinner. I'll have to postpone critiquing rebranding until a later date.

Cocks, cunts and cults

Well, who wouldn’t want to post on that?