Sex in shower disaster (tmi) lighthearted why is it never like in novels

[Driftingthoughlife]

Me and hubby have been trying to spice up sex life and I have been trying to get DH to take a bit more of a lead
So on holiday when DS in the kids club we decide to have a bit of adult time
DH grabs me and pulls me into the shower as things are heating up and then a series of disasters.
I try to seductively move my lips down his body and end up catching the shower handle with my arse and turning the shower boiling hot. So we are both yelping and DH manages to turn it down.

DH while trying to masterfully push me up against the wall catches the shower handle again and turns the shower freezing cold. I dive out the shower and slip on the floor bang my knee and nose
End up sat on the bed holding a bloody nose soaking wet with DH trying to pat me dry saying sorry
A lot to be said for the bed I think

Shower sex is very overrated. And dangerous

You need a bigger shower and a non-slip mat.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Sorry, but 🤣😂

It’s seldom like the movies! But it’s seldom like the movies, in the movies, they just get 746 billion retakes and don’t even pretend to enjoy it.

As long as you and DH can laugh about it, it’s ok 😊

Hahahahah

We tried similar once - it did not end well (for us or the shower cabinet)

We are laughing now

I am so sorry but it made me laugh too.

Enjoy your holiday

well that gave me a good laugh, thanks for sharing!

Ha, yeah. Not a fan! DP decided it would be really sensual for him to wash my hair, but got so much shampoo in my eyes and mouth I was retching and crying. He didn't even wash out the shampoo he got in my hair very well! I think we're just better at boring sex!

that sounds like something that would happen to us

Sex off a bed is overrated. Comfy bed means you can concentrate on the sex.

So funny thanks for posting. Top marks for effort

When we had the bathroom redone we chose a huuuge shower cubicle for this reason alone after a similar incident in our old one 😂

This should make this the shower sex scene in a movie

The first time DH and I tried shower sex he somehow fell backwards out of the bath and landed on the floor, badly winded. I genuinely thought he might be paralysed for a minute.

Several subsequent less dramatic failures have led us to conclude we are just not suited to standing-up sex.

We tried it once on honeymoon - large walk in shower.

Not very sexy at all - whoever wasn't directly under the showerhead just got cold.

Mind you we were in Scotland

Has anyone had successful shower sex just out of interest.
My nose is better now but my knee is killing

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One time thing here too, nothing wrong with sticking to the classics

We also tried it on a heather moorland....in January....

We were TTC at the time and I was in the mad 'I'm OVULATING!' frame of mind. But no. Not to be recommended. Not sure what we were thinking tbh!

We have successfully managed it, but would thoroughly recommend a) a good strong lock on the door; and b) but getting wet first else you end up freezing.

Also don't look down!

Did it, hated it. Tried again in a huge walk in shower built for a rugby team, specifically designed with sex in mind, hated that too 🤬

Unless you have an amazing shower with rainforest effect and side jets one of you always ends up frozen. So I've heard.

We tried it when I was 33 weeks pregnant in a butlins chalet shower. (We'd gone away with mil and fil and was only private place!) small enclosed space with massive bump made the task almost impossible. We did laugh about it after though.

I would need there to be a massive shower head, a nook for my foot and something to grab for balance.

Even then I wouldn’t love it

Outside shower in the Maldives. Some charmer chucked an empty coke bottle over the wall midway through and hit DH on the arse.

It's not easy in a wet room when your DH is a foot talker either.