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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

'Once bitten, twice shy'.

Confirmation bias?

Hindsight bias. Confirmation bias would be prior experience.

What kind of scientist are you?!

Although I suppose if you’d never seen the data before you could just pick out what agreed with your bias and that would be confirmation bias.

Beautiful Easter Slanket, Thigh
You have the same expression as my dog when she's straining for a shit.

I applied for a new job today! Can you make sure I get it please? This should solve several problems as it will be less stress and more money.

Well done knitter. With a few more details we should be able to track down the other candidates and dispense with them.

I, meanwhile, have still not written an essay.

I think there will be lots of candidates. We're going to need a fuckton of polythene sheets...

Centred on Wiltshire...

Ooo! just what we need to get back on track knitter.
Multiple murders.
I will shuffle down to the river this evening to see how much plastic sheeting our fuckboys have acquired.
When is your interview?
I'll starve my pigs for quarter of an hour as prep, wouldn't dare do it longer, me and me truffley groin would be too tempting.
They love me on the same way I love pork crackling.

Oh gosh, I haven't done anything as exciting as actually getting an interview! Merely submitted the application! Obvs gutted they are not banging the door down to offer it me RIGHT NOW....

Pigs, fuckboys and sheeting at the ready!

What’s IN Wiltshire? We could just nuke the county, giving prior warning to dogs and knitter and anyone/thing else that deserves to survive.

lido you’re right. It’s not the weather that makes me unhappy, it’s bloody work. I’m in a foul temper at having to exchange my labour for cash.

I’m going to need an army of these

Have we gone Nuclear yet, Project?
Just that last time I looked, Naked was just getting pissed in the chemical cupboard perming her crotch.

thigh I really fancy you in your best slanket, I wish you'd stop marrying other people all the time!

Anyway, while we're on, here I am showing all I've got as usual!

What's that Knitter who are we killing now?

Signed DT (in case you didn't recognise me from the photo)

Lad I cant think that the red button could be in better hands than a bunch of pissed crotch-perming misanthropes.

DT what on earth is that picture? Latest costume? I believe we’re nuking Wiltshire, although I’ll nuke anybody, really.

But Project this is my best side!!

So are you TM then or ET? (as in Emma T not actual ET) Or are you in fact Trump?

Do you have access to 'The Red Button' or not? If so can we please do my ex?

DT you are beautiful in that photo, although i am wondering if you are actually upside down and we are being shown your special 'ruby ball' area, and indeed if that is what Project is referring to with her talk of red buttons.

I’ll be Trump just to nuke your ex, but I can’t stay Trump because the initials clash with your Dangly identity would be embarrassing. (Unless YOU are Trump, Dangly? As Dog points out, you do have a rather beautiful red button).

Then I’ll be ET. Either the alien or the actress, whichever allows me to take my kids out of school and go travelling for a year.

Killing all the people who might have applied for MY JOB.

I’m intrigued by the thought of a job one actually wants to do knitter.

Are you going to be a crisp-taster, or a mattress tester? Have you applied for the role of being a cat?

Well thanks for the compliments on my Red Button (and appearance in general) Dog and Project

And now I must reveal drumrolll that the votes have been couted and verified, the judges scores are now in and the final verdict is ...

Suspenseful pause ... I actually AM Donald Trump!!

In disguise as such a beauty from the ocean! Like 'Ariel' but not ...

My dastardly plan is that myself and thigh should get together and make babies so that we can take over the world in an orange/malevolent spectacle that only the artwork of CocksReg or Baker could capture in a snapshot moment!

In a sophisticated contrivance, I could grab her pussy first in a gesture of innocent courtship to show my perfectly good intentions towards her! And then, ... all of Thighland is MINE!!!!

Mwahahahahaha!!!

Euuuggh! i just had a funny dream!!!

Is there really a job of 'Crisp Taster' Project ? I think this could be the main substance of my next dream!