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pineapplebryanbrown · 15/04/2019 15:48

Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

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AuntieCorruption · 22/04/2019 10:10

Project as Emma Thompson, are you going to be in LOD?

Can you be a nurse who rings John Corbett back to life, I like him being in it? Can you sew up his neck please?

thislido · 22/04/2019 12:37

Give us a try, Ginger, we’re ever so helpful.

thislido · 22/04/2019 12:41

These are my death sticks Grin

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/04/2019 14:48

Wonder if it was really Herod who invented Easter Eggs and Jesus pigged out and put himself into a diabetic coma and then slunk off full of shame to a cave to sleep it off. If so, this has all been a massive PR stunt.

Thanx for the chox Herod, u rock.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/04/2019 14:52

It's a pretty Thigh thing to do really. So you eat or drink yourself into a stupor and have to go into hospital to get re-healthed.

Then people ask if you have been unwell due to lack of self control and you say. "that's a bit rude. Actually I got crucified".

That's how rumours start.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/04/2019 14:53

What death sticks?

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ProjectGainsborough · 22/04/2019 15:39

Should we start a new Herod-based religion? Seems pretty dark, what with all the massacres and everything.

Oh, wait...

ProjectGainsborough · 22/04/2019 15:40

Death sticks thigh - click on the link in my deleted message to learn all about the mantis shrimp and it’s glorious death sticks.

ProjectGainsborough · 22/04/2019 15:43

Its, ITS. Damn you, autocorrect and damn you, baffling English language.

LovelyCocksReg · 22/04/2019 16:53

I am also Genghis Khan bathed in rainbow sherbet.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 22/04/2019 17:54

I love ❤ those prawns very very much. They are THIGH.

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ProjectGainsborough · 22/04/2019 20:08

‘I was a malevolent prawn’ would make a wonderfully confusing epitaph.

thislido · 22/04/2019 22:37
thislido · 22/04/2019 22:39

An ad for DNA tests, not had that one before. Well fuck them, they won’t rob me of my prawn ancestry.

nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 23:14

I self identify as a hairy frog fish

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DogHairEverywhere · 22/04/2019 23:21

I see myself more as a blobfish. I'm at the top, and the second picture is a family shot.

tomdabomb180 · 22/04/2019 23:22

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nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 23:34

Ok thom I've done it.

nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 23:37

DD

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nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 23:38

DS

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nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 23:38

DH

nakedscientist · 22/04/2019 23:39

dog HI! I think we've already met!

How's it going?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/04/2019 01:55

Cabal - what's the phrase for subsequent experience affecting how you assess previously collected data? It's driving me bonkers.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/04/2019 01:59

Naked you're husband look's like a bottom feeder. No wonder you where so keane to marry you and I.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/04/2019 02:08

Me, wearing my formal slanket

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