Do you have problems? Would you like a solution?

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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

Pure filth from Naked there.

"Congratulations on passing your test."

Menacing and poorly spelled, thinks I?

Congratulations on passing your test."

Hahahaha Durrell

Meant

Congratulations on passing you're test!!!

Durrell

What is this? I meant Durrh
Not and animal collecting family.

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Naked Have you been at the ethanol already?

Naked I'm glad you made that mistake because now I know what a Durrell is!!

Educational!

Thank you also for your most detailed sum! It clearly shows we must go ahead with our venture!

Ooh wait!

Sending a card that just says:

Sorry

Then follow up with a fake notification from clap clinic.

Sorry about you're results.

Well done naked that is a cracking sum. Have you calculated arse/elbow yet, or is that for our enemies?

Off to have my hair done (such as there is ). I'll be sure to intercept some sweepings for our greetings card empire.

I feel uneasy about us using just any old hair, in case it has been unethically sourced i.e. corpses, convicts, primary schoolchildren etc.I'd be OK with nuns. Also from anyone out of "Little Women" because we all know American women have magnificent flowing locks.

I'm pretty sure my hairdresser will be able to reassure me about the sweepings, so we'll know condition, colour test results, where the owner has holidayed, and plenty of gossip about third parties. Hope this is the sort of thing we need.

On our novelty mugs range rather than a small willy or a spider which people have come to expect how about a severed finger?

What about:

Sorry You're

They can add their own ending example as in 'fucked', 'undesirable', 'a cunt etc or simply believe that you are sorry that they are !

It will be a worse/better card depending on their level of self hatred!

Naked bit early for you to be arseholed isn't it? I thought DT (apt acronym) was the only morning drinker

DT I've been wondering whether you should normalise a little (just in public). You're the friendly face of Thighland, Thislido and I take our misanthropy very seriously and sometimes call new recruits cunts too soon. Should you reverse reverse improve?

Also sometimes heavy lays the crown and I suspect people of being a challenger for the Office of Thigh. I see Chinese dictators where perhaps there are forlorn solution seekers.

Naked Have you been at the ethanol already?

Already?

The night is still young!

How about

sorry you're arseholed

@projectgainsborough

Has clearly been captured, she needs salvation.

I don't think you're being paranoid Thigh I'm sure I remember someone trying to promote a penguin that could offer solutions.

On the business front, we could have metres of thin balloons but modeled like disemboweled erm...bowels.
We could advertise them to suit the occasion 'Unicorn Bowels for your little Princess' 'Pony Bowels' 'Tony Jacklin's bowels for the man in your life' .
We could make them even more authentic by filling them with farts.

Naked where is your sister wife Fermat and the other science honey M3? I know you clevers have a secret section on MN that you enter by using codes written in binary.

How do you write "Thigh is my Lord and Master, i will obey" in binary?

Naked Your definitely aresholed but happily you don't sound sorry one bit.
Good show!

@nakedscientist whatever you're drinking can I have some please?

Ok I can try to improve a little just for the purpose of PR for Thighland but I'm no way improving in RL!

It just isn't possible, am far too lazy, must stay in reverse!

I had to go out yesterday for actual work! It was disgusting!! They are sooo cruel to me, they make me do actual shizz at times!

We will launch our lovely products soon and when the riches roll forth, we will all recline into the luxury of our decline!

DT did they make you sort people into PD Clusters?