Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

[pineapplebryanbrown]

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

Did you have to savage him to get the sausage roll?

Did you see that thread a few weeks ago about the builder that peed on the wheelie bin?

Four, you say? No wonder the cupboard is bare! They can eat it faster than you can buy it.

this the concept of teamwork is alien to my dc. This despite introducing them early in life to the concept of bringing themselves up with minimal parental input

Thank god for that noway, you’re seriously outnumbered.

Getting no I didn't. On* the bin or in^ the bin?

Caroline I know. Hence the decision not to waste any more money on buying food - unnecessary expense right?

I speak as grandmother to 3 boys. Crumbs everywhere, the sausage roll sounds about right. My daughter is going to wait till they all leave home then burn the furniture.

Oh dear, serious failure there of use of the "^"

Caroline I think she should do it now

See pineapple ? Parenting tips.

the non sequiturs make me confused

It’s almost an art, so consistent, and so much potential to re-read the sentences and switch the homonyms for different meanings.

I don’t mean homonym, what’s the word?

Homophones

lido have some more cake!

Thank you!

this you've left me way behind :(

Just dropping in to send some to 🍍and a choice of , or 🚁 to everyone else.

Feel free to throw me off (in a supportive manner) if I am de trop, not making sense or too fat/thin/covered in biscuits. Just delighted to find a corner of MN that has it's priorities and homonyms right

@pineapple, i feel very supported on this thread, imo it is the epitome of mums net.
I have learnt many parenting tips and also tips on making my home run smoother (oi, fuckboy, run the hoover over the rug here).
I have discovered style wrapped up in my slanket, and beauty in every thighlander who comes on this thread with love in their hearts, willing to welcome everyone, even you, who have been less than complimentary about us.

Neome, i have far to go before i am worthy to sit at Thigh's knee, but i have learnt that in Thighland, you can never be too fat or too thin and to be covered in biscuit crumbs is a step along the way to enlightenment.

noway words that have different meansing and sometimes spellings but which mean different things. Your/you’re, mums net/mumsnet, mothers/ mother’s

Duh! And which sound the same.

Neome can I have the helicopter? PLEEEASE?

Does it matter what sort of biscuits Dog?

Thank you this :)

Will you take me for a ride, Getting? Will you be belief driving?